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guys i love being a lesbian so much. i love it more than anything in the world and i love that i get to share this world with so many other lesbians. if you're a lesbian i love you and I'm proud of you
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they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem
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Pig #1: *Wakes up*
Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea
Pig #3: Let's run around Mama
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(person with normal hobbies and interests voice) hey do you guys wanna see some good screenshots from my screenshots folder
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my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas
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