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The thing about calling male characters sluts and whores as humor is it entierly depends on which specific male character you're doing it with on wether it's funny or crosses the line onto just shock value.Calling Hobie Brown a slut is unfunny because he's an underaged black teenager who's story is an allegory for adultification but calling Peter B Parker a slut is very funny and true since 616 Peter aka the comics!Peter he's implied to be is in fact a slut.Calling Dick Grayson a whore is deeply not funny because he's a multiple time r*pe survivor who's assaults were racially charged and he was victim blamed for them but calling Bruce Wayne a whore is objectively hilarious on the basis he's THE BATMAN,THE DARK KNIGHT,HE.IS.VENGEANCE and like Peter B he canonically is actually a whore.Calling Percy Jackson a slut or a whore is just out of pocket because he's a children's protagonist who went through crazy ass child exploitation but calling Poseidon a slut or a whore is simply very very correct and therefore peak comedy.Sluts and whores are great but please think for five seconds

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This is now my favorite Mikey selfie

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“Cause we were in the studio- BLEEP BLEEP BOOP BOOP IM A COMPUTER MAN!!!!!”

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WHAT??? IM CONFUSED?? WHAT DID GERARD SAY? WEREN'T THEY ABOUT TO PLAY WAR BENETH THE RAIN???? WHAT?????????????

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“trust me!!”

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sIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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tHE CLOWN IS PLAYING WITH THE GENTLEMAN. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!! HES JUST A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IS IT ANNE HATHAWAY OR CHAPPEL ROAN I'M SO CONFUSED ??????????

(UPDATE: ITS ANNE HATHAWAY)

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THE GENTLEMAN'S STRING DOESN'T WORK BUT HE TALKS AND THEY LOVE TO HEAR HIM SING AND HE WHISPERED THE DAGGER SONG IN GERARD'S EAR.... OH MY FUCK

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DIVA ZOWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Their reaction means everything to me rn

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Actually crying bc of this omg

Ok an interesting detail I have noticed from the the new MCR tour posters

Mikey’s war medal this time resembles an AA sobriety chip. Usually, silver ones are meant for 24 hour sobriety but I think the medal is silver just so it matches the rest of the look

Either way, something about this makes me so happy. Hell yeah Mikey, you got this.

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WOAH… I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS OMG

(puts on my tinfoil hat) what if…

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New really old bullets footage… this is so awesome

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I need them to post this photoshoot NOW.

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And what was this?? They’re gonna make another summer jam?? Don’t play with me rn frank omgggg