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everyone's been spending today poring over the "euphoria" lyrics but man, "some shit is just cringeworthy, ain't even gotta be deep i guess" is such a sucker punch in the middle of all this layered, meticulous hatred. like hey aubrey, here's several dozen specific things i and my colleagues all dislike about you, but also your whole vibe is just very offputting

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screamting

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Do u think that conservative tumblr calls itself cumblr? I think I’m gonna go to bed now but feel free to ponder

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These days you can’t even ask what the deal is with airline food. Because of wokeness.

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It has linux

Naming my computer big tony

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Naming my computer big tony

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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Lil oil sketch of moose in the snow

4"x6" oil on canvas board 2024

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I want to get an “ally-style” haircut but of course there isn’t any! Gays and Lesbians have immediately identifiable hair styles and allies get nothing yet again…

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getting a white iphone to show your support for the gays

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Bro was NOT blending in

im just saying, i would be able to see an arctic fox if there was one nearby. i know what an animal looks like

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I was saying to Emet earlier that one of the big things I was worried about with this fucking Kristi Noem thing was that she was trying to present this as "a rural thing"

Like "oh you city people just don't understand, this is just how it is in rural places"

And I really didn't want to see this just accepted by the news media, most of whom have never lived anywhere rural, as just "how we are"

Like, no, absolutely not, we don't just fucking shoot dogs bc they aren't good at being hunting dogs. Everybody I've ever personally known who hunts with dogs knows that a dog that is a bad hunting dog may be a great family pet. It's clear that people like that must exist - she's a person, after all - but it's not just How Things Are.

There are enough bad stereotypes about Rural People. We don't need more.

However, I have been relieved to see that a bunch of places covering this have had people on who grew up in rural places & who were pushing back on this hard, saying exactly that: no, this isn't normal.

Ugh.

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That Soros fella is generous!! There are a couple of gofundmes I need him to fund...

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do you have a postive cantal tilt

O DEAR ME-- for as we speak, the Royal Society of London, (c. 1865), has just sent a telegram-- and they say that their Grand Head Phrenologist Emeritus, Phr.D., has gone missing ! We must return you POST-HASTE ! ! !