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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
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No u
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New favorite tumblr post of all time.
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my kitten says hello
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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No means no.
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Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
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Wynonna: Hey, Waverly? Can I get some dating advice?
Waverly: Just because I’m with Nicole doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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No matter how many people there are in the world, there will always be twice as many buttcheeks.
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Once Upon a Time - 1x01 || 7x20
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“Can I give you a piece of advice? Advice someone gave me a long time ago at my graduation?”
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“You are not my mother.”
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What kind of pokemon is this?
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A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
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