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do me!

my blog has over 4k reblogs so im not expecting to be worth much...

Wait is that boyfriend from fnf?

Holy shit a blog like that’s gonna cost like…… $9.99

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@realgeometrydash

Are you looking for a blog that represents the best game from the 2010s? Get realgeometrydash today, for only $15.99

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Shit I forgot about this blog

Give me like an hour and I’ll have done most of the asks

Also I’m reopening the ask box

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Do my blog >:3

(Not surprised if I’m not worth much, i don't post for popularity or anything, I'm good with that though)

Your blog is pretty good. It’s one people would absolutely pay a decent amount for. But I my job is to bring people bargains and this is one absolutely bargain, get this incredible blog for only $4.99

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@same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

The glorious sun ☀️

$99.99

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Hi! The reason for the lack of activity is that on my main @mcgeese, I’m on a break and I’ve just decided to have a look through my account for anything of note!

The break will be over in a few weeks though

Introduction

This is a sideblog for @mcgeese

I am blog-broker, I price blogs to see how much they’re worth. I will price blogs on my own but you can also send me blogs by submitting them. To submit a blog all you have to do is send an ask with the blogs url and I will search through the blog and give them an accurate price.

I am inspired by @kittybroker, who is worth $55, so I’m going to use their pricing scale for inspiration

$0: Free Bin

Under $5: Bargain Bin

Under $15: Discount Blog

Under $20: Cheap blog

Under $50: Expensive Blog

Over $50: Premium Blog

This would make @kittybroker a premium blog.

I will price blogs based on humour, consistency of posting and popularity. Popularity seems mean but no one is gonna spend $45 on a blog with 0 followers. However of the three aspects to that takes the least priority seeing as we can’t actually see blogs follower counts and can only guess based on note counts.

Rules for submission:

NO NSFW BLOGS! That shit will result in an instant block

You can ask me to price your blog but don’t be upset if your blog isn’t worth much, that’s the risk you take.

Now enjoy getting me to price blogs!

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Shit I’ve not updated this for like 16 days

I won’t do it today but oh well

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do me please :3c

~ @shakespeareofficialaccount

Sorry I made you wait so long shakequeer

You’re one of the best blogs on hellsite so you’re $79.56

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can you do 2 blogs if so

@bisexual-airforce @bisexual-navy

Bisexual militaries, Wow!

You can get the bisexual-airforce for $18.88

And you can get the bisexual-navy for $19.01

Or you can get the bundle for $32.03

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GET @samsung-music-official !!!! SELL HIM

moosic

moosic gud

$23.41

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you didn't price gimmick thief but made a comment about them when you priced thegimmickblog

The gimmick thief is in my inbox, I am getting to them soon

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@god-of-death-official

It’s the god of death

I’m scared of what will happen if I make them cheap

$26.99

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still mad i got bargain bin on main btw /silly

Seems like a you problem ngl

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how about the new @official-hongkong

Hong Kong makes sick ass posts, and a lot of them at that

$20.95

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ok what about me

(my guess is the free bin tbh :P )

Ok I can’t explain this but you just have cool vibes

$11.78

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@thegimmickblog

Oh brother another gimmick stealer

I’m only joking of course, I really quite enjoy this type of blog

$31.90

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@todaysbird ?

Who doesn’t love birds

This blog is all about those fuckers

$23.65