Wow, I've really had the same bio on here since 2015, huh? Anyway, this is primarily my comedy blog. Posts may skew adult in text/themes but not visibly NSFW. 29, Illinois, US, he / they
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.
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normal people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is like renaissance oil paintings. tumblr people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is 3/4 bust drawings of what we do in the shadows characters
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As new regulations coming into effect December 31st stipulate that a boss must have at least two (2) goons, minions, and/or henchpersons at their beck and call in order to retain certification, we regret to inform you that your girlboss has been reclassified as girlselfemployed.
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Life is short, fuck a tumblr mutual.
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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.
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showing them iphone so they get sick
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attention all retail workers: make receipt dogs NOW
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