the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.
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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
For context here is a picture
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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Sometimes, I Am Startled Out of Myself by Barbara Crooker
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reblog for sample size !!
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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clawed gauntlets save me. Save me clawed gauntlets
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"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion
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You wanna come over and just go to sleep?
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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane
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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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