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have you ever been on the verge of knocking jean out

Literally everytime I see him fighting a shelf. At this point I want to make a sedative, but instead of keeping him asleep temporarily. I want it permanent, like a coma.

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JUST TELL HIM THAT HE'S BANNED FROM FIGHTING ANIMALS 😭

He is as stubborn as talking to a wall. Nothing changes. I honestly won't be surprised if he gets temporarily banned from going on capers just because he keeps fighting everything.

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What If Le Chèrve Wanted to Fight Every Animal Just For you 😭😧

He fights animals on the daily, just because a fish bit his balls. I'm honestly so disappointed in him. And I've tried getting him therapy because not only he is at war with the animal kingdom, he is also at war with shelves.

(OOC:pls pretend this is Le Chevre)

(credits to the_real_zye_red on tiktok)

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Whats your favorite food? <3

My favorite food? I like dynamite.

No I don't fucking mean the explosive.

I meant like these things.

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Does Le Cherve Get Jealous When You're Doing a Mission with The others?

(If you want to Answer!)

No, not really. He's too busy attacking the goose for scratching him. I'm on the verge of knocking him the fuck out just so he'd stop.

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Hey Antonio do you know who is yaelokre, and if you do, do you like their songs?

Heard about them, I like the lore. But some of the songs aren't my style.

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I have a question. How do you stop your boyfriend from fistfighting a fish?

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Who's your least favourite faculty member? (I don't know if you already answered this ^^)

I don't like Dr. Bellum. Especially since she was the one that did more damage from ᴛʜᴀᴛ.. But eh, she's fine.

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Hello El Topo!!

I just wanted to ask, does Vile give their operatives vacation days?

Eh, depends. If they're doing pretty well on capers then they get some vacations. But seriously, majority of the operatives don't even go on capers daily. Might as well consider their no-caper duties a fucking vacation.

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BANDAIDS FOR THE GOAT

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He doesn't need them, the scars aren't that bad. (That dumbass needed stitches for one of them.)

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Is the goose a seasoned vile operative?

How's le cherve?

The goose is a regular goose at the park near the museum. Le Chevre got another scar on his face, I am not impressed.

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Oh no,

Is he ok?

Who won?

The fucking goose. A trained VILE operative lost to a fucking goose. VILE's human goat lost to a goose.

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Unrelated, but need Le Chevre to stop fist fighting the fucking goose on the island.

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How are you?

Eh, just fine. Thinking about how I can burn this place to the ground.

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thoughts on le chevre?

I need him to stop fist fighting the nearest animal every time we're on a caper. I looked away for a second and I see that fucker fighting a goose.

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How much do you Love Le Chevre?

Le Chevre? I love him as much as I love coffee. I don't like coffee that much.

I'm kidding, I do love him, and I plan to love him until death. But.. I don't know how to show it properly.. After that happened.. But I leave him weird shaped pebbles. Like penguins..

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Favourite drink?

I like cucumber juice, but if we're talking about alcohol.. I like margaritas.