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That's NOT Music

*Ok so this is just a little headcannon event I believe would happen between Eddie and reader* Rated E for everyone.

Okay so hear me out... You and Eddie become the best of friends because "Your art is like SSSOOO out there and its scary you don't even dooo drugs man... Like not even a lick off a Mary-Wanna leaf." as Eddie so educatedly states. But when it comes to music.... Oh when it comes to music.

See Eddie is into Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, ANYTHING THAT CONSISTS OF BANSHEE WAILS FROM A GUITAR'S MOUTH!! But you.... YOU were into 'glam-rock'.

"A putrid stain resting on a dragon's shithole that when it farts. It sounds like Steven Tyler's iconic wail." as Eddie once again, states.

"Have you even listened to it? Like sit and fully give it a chance?" you push at him. Eddie stares at you with a dimpled smile but the light in his eyes, dim. Yeah he checked out before you even started. "EDDIE!!" you yell at him, highly annoyed by his blatant stubbornness.

"Aerosmith is sooo not-."

"Okay but have you heard of Bon Jovi?" you cut him off before he went on another 'fuck glam-rock' tangent. Eddie leans back and places his fingers on his chin, his music rolodex spinning as he scrambles for some semblance of a.... Bonjo? Banjo?

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"THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL MUSIC?!!" Eddie yells, as he rips the earbud out of his left ear. Making the other pop out of your right ear, landing hard onto the kitchen counter and next to your CD player. "EDS!!" you exclaim, swatting his shoulder even harder.

"OUCHIE!!! Never would've guessed you were heavy-handed." he says rubbing the area you hit and leaning away from you. You check the earbuds, as they are sooo easy to break, and yup. The right one (the one Eddie had on) is barely audible. "This band is so mediocre. Simple chords, simple song-writing, and-." his voice dies off as you slowly look at him with dagger eyes. His brain quickly rendering his mistake. BUT!! He couldn't control it. It was just sooo. Natural. He bites his index finger as he gives puppy eyes "Whoops." he winces.

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So now, Steve and Eddie go for a night drive in Steve's beat-up convertible. The radio lowly playing whatevers popular to the masses, as they both share a doobie. Eddie listening to Steve deciphering the female mind out loud when a hint of a guitar sound peeks through. "HOLD ON!!" Steve yells, turning the volume up so the guitar riff plays stronger.

Eddie knew, from the beating you gave him afterwords, that this was Bon Jovi. Steve taps onto the steering wheel "ITS ALL THE SAME, ONLY THE NAMES WILL CHANGE!!" Steve sings along as Eddie whips his head to the betrayal he was hearing.

"EVERYDAY IT SEEMS WE'R-!!" Steve continues giving little looks and egging Eddie to sing along.

"No.. No FUCKING way man."

"WHERE THE FACES ARE SO COLD!!"

"NO STEVE!! THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU, THEY TRY WITH THESE-!!"

"COME ON HELLFIRE I NEED A BACK UP!! I'M A COWBOY!!"

Eddie bites his bottom lip because FUCK!! Not like this... Please to the Iron Maiden artwork Gods.. Not... Like... "DEAD OR ALIVEEE!!" they both belt.

"FUCK YEAH MAN!!" Steve exclaims, stepping on the gas pedal as Eddie hides his face in utter shame.

Look at what you've done. Now he's definitely going to force you to listen to Metallica.

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Ideas of fatal character flaws? :3

Hi :)

Fatal character flaws

Aristotle calls this ‘Hamartia’ - a tragic flaw or error. It can be anything happening to good or bad characters, even otherwise good character traits and with good intentions that ultimately lead to the character’s demise. They are often traits that don’t neccessarily lead to someone’s downfall, but can if they’re done to an extreme. So think of these otherwise normal ‘flaws’ as extremes.

ignorance - not seeking helpful knowledge

selfishness - not thinking about others

curiosity - getting involved in things they shouldn’t get involved in

impetuousness - being too passionate/ not thinking before acting

pride - not giving in/ not taking help from others 

hubris - exaggerated opinion of oneself/ thinking nothing can get to them

lack of self-control - can’t help/stop themself

indecisiveness* - not being able to make decisions

confirmation bias - only taking in information that supports one’s own belief 

arrogance -  thinking they are superior

Have fun!

- Jana

*Interesting example: Chidi from The Good Place. A morally great character who is so extreme in always trying to make the right choice and therefore not being able to make a decision until it is proven to be right, it basically lands him in hell.

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I give you …..THEM ✨✨

I feel like I did Steph dirty…. Tbh I’ll try harder next time guys I swear 👀😅

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Me writing:

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*Okay I was at work when I got inspired by this, so excuse the wait. Also this is my first time writing for Eddie Munson and I haven't written in a while. *

Tossing your head deeper into Eddie’s pillow, you shakily inhale through your nose. Loud guitar shredding fully encompassing the fluctuating waves of goosebumps shooting upon you. “Can’t have my uncle hearing my princess cry out… Might give his poor heart a rattle.” he jokes. Your legs in a constant state of trembles, your fingers knead at frizzed tendrils between them. Eddie’s soft purring reverberating within your leaking cavern, his tongue wetly lapping against it but never once intruding. The fucking torturous tease he is. “Eds…. Please.” you breathlessly say, looking back down to his smizing lust-blown eyes. Eddie prods his tongue in one quick succession, earning a gasp from you as your hands fly out to grip his black sheets. He growls as he pulls your waist down, hard, his calloused fingers imbedding themselves into your love handles. Lifting yourself a bit, you rest on your elbows as your mouth hangs open as your brain becomes numb. Eddie sloppily laps between your folds more, his nose nuzzling your clit. 

The snake within your stomach never once uncoiling it’s deadly vice, your vision blurring as your eyes cross. Eddie’s right brow raises as he’s never seen you this….. Thiss…. Fuck he couldn’t find the word. He moves to suckle on your clit, testing the pace, “Baby.. Eds.. Eddieee.” you chant, each word becoming louder in decibels from each pop off your clit.

‘Okay you’re close.’ Eddie figures out as he watches your hand rest on your stomach. A clear warning.

Wasting no time he delves right in, unexpectantly prodding 2 fingers within you as his tongue fiercely flicks your clit rapidly. A quirk he’s so proud he developed, because “YOU LOSE YOUR FUCKING MIND!!”. Which you always did. Every. Time. And this was no different. Your back shots up off the bed as you scream out incoherent gibberish. Your eyes rolling back as you feel his fingers curl inside you, never once stopping his tongue’s rapid onslaught, he pumps them deeply. 

“That’s it princess.” he encourages “Go crazy.” he smiles as you let out a feeble cry. Fuck you couldn’t catch your breath or keep your wet eyes focused on anything. Everything felt tight, the world slowly imploding within you. Fighting to just remain still but… But… You shout out, the sound of rushing water splashing, Eddie’s hold on you quickly dissipating as you drop. Your legs close tightly while you convulse the rest of your release. “Shit.Shit.Shit.” you hear Eddie’s voice whisper within the blaring metal music. Trying your best to recollect yourself, you search for him with intense shakes and you couldn’t help but laugh weakly. Eddie scrambles to his dresser, popping the drawer open to rip out any form of fabric: his boxers to be precise. And dabs at his eyes, turning back to face you. His face soaked. You laugh louder as he blinks to clear his sight, “Shut up.” he laughs with his boyish dimples. Suddenly a loud knock followed by “EDDIE WHAT THE HELL- !!” cuts the laughing, well Eddie’s. 

squirting with eddie for the first time

WHO SAID THAT NOT ME FOR SURE

He would be actually so fucking excited and aroused!!! He would’ve so shocked he was able to get you off like that. He would want to lap up every last drop but then also he would be such a shit about it afterwards!!! his chest would be puffed out and he’d be SO unbelievably cocky too 😪😪😪😪

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So can I write a fic for this bcuz I just got inspired

squirting with eddie for the first time

WHO SAID THAT NOT ME FOR SURE

He would be actually so fucking excited and aroused!!! He would’ve so shocked he was able to get you off like that. He would want to lap up every last drop but then also he would be such a shit about it afterwards!!! his chest would be puffed out and he’d be SO unbelievably cocky too 😪😪😪😪

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Not boob crack lmaooo

Whatcha lookin’ at, Eds?

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Devil Eyes

My favorite bot, I love him cus is super aggressive 😩🩷

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just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd

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My fav character

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i LOVE fics where eddie’s like “i’m a virgin… nobody wants to fuck me EVER… i’m a bitchless loser… never even had my first kiss… woe is me😔” and steve, vibrating with poorly restrained lust, is like “so i have this crazy idea”

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i’m at my clits end

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

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So I've just come across a post with the head cannon that Eddie fake fucks his friends anytime they bend over (If this was your post I agree I can totally see this happening) but hear me out here...

What if fem!reader is the only one he doesn't do it to, out of respect for her and because he doesn't want to make her uncomfortable. Then one day they're at his trailer maybe smoking a little, the older ones that is none of the kids as Eddie/Steve would never allow it, they're not completely high but just so that they're brains are slightly hazy and they're looser than usual in the way they act.

She leans across the arm of the couch to pass something to Robin just as Eddie is passing and he sees and just as he does to the guys when they do this he grabs her hips and just thrusts his hips against her ass and she unexpectedly moans in response, the weed lowering her guard so that she's unable to control the moan. Everyone, including the two of them freeze, all eyes on them in their awkward position. She can feel her cheeks heat in embarrassment and she tries to pull away from Eddie, ready to explain herself as when she turns to him she fully expects him to be disgusted with her but as she brushes against him she can feel that he's half hard and his face shows a mixture of shock and arousal.

"Well that is an awkward conversation none of us want to be here for" Steve announces standing us, Robin following and Steve ushes Jeff and Gareth out of the door telling them he'll drop them off.

It's quiet when it's just left to the two of them, a tense silence rather than the usual comfortable one that they occasionally drift off into. Until it leads to both of them awkwardly revealing their crushes on the other as they try to figure out what now?

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So Eddie Munson coded

tumblr are you telling me something

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warnings: eddie is a huge tease, dirty talk, dry humping, name calling

Eddie's fingertips are digging into your skin, guiding your hips back and forth on his lap. You can’t stop moaning in his ear, the belt buckle he’s wearing hitting your clit at just the right angle.

He grabs a fistful of your hair, pulling your head back to get a good look at you. “You’re such a desperate slut, you know that.” His eyes scan your face, taking in your lust-blown pupils and swollen lips.

You shake your head as much as you can, rolling your eyes. “I- just please fuck me.” He was right, you are a desperate slut. Your panties are soaked, and you want nothing more than for him to bend you over this couch. “You’ve been teasing me for too long.”

Darkly, Eddie chuckles as he bucks his hips up toward yours. “Let’s see you be a good girl and cum without me touching you,” he leans closer to your ear, biting your earlobe. “And maybe I’ll think about fucking you senseless.”