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also on bsky..

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?

side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?

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theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

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shocking amount of people on this website literally do just think women hating men bc they’ve had bad experiences with men is irrational and evil but men hating women bc they’ve had bad experiences with women is understandable and acceptable

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a loving lesbian relationship right now please, a beautiful dyke who will love and cherish me please

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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

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im scared because i just opened 14 videos and i know i ll only be able to watch at most 5 of them. the future is narrowing and im getting really scared. what if i want to watch all of them

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b <- i made this with my keyboard. anything is possible

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driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car

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instead of words there is squiggles

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My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

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love when i say "i think texting while driving is bad" and someone acts like im a reactionary conservative

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i love this tweet i love it so much

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This is so fucked