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I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss
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me: i promise not to go out into the woods of rural maryland and lose the map and end up at the blair witch’s house
me after two drinks:

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