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The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

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imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

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Critical Role I Campaign 1 (left) & Campaign 2 (right) I love the way Marisha reacts to good and bad things with her whole body

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you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up

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Hello old friend [OC]

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How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

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dude remember when USA tumblr used to go absolutely apeshit on the 4th of july and when people said "but america is terrible" we said "we know but let us just have this one day" but like ever since trump got elected it's just been so bleak and chaotic that we can't even pretend to be Ultra Patriotic For The Memes anymore. we're just tired and angry.

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Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

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grog’s oneshot is my go-to when i need background noise and it never disappoints

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Linkin Park feat. Jay-Z - Numb/Encore (Collision Course 2004)

Truly a masterpiece and groundbreaking fusion of rap and rock. 

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Some kind of gray, hairy lump.

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Witch Tip:

Sleeping with your divination tools is an effective and easy way to build a bond with them.