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“Good Ol’ Snoopy” by Charles M. Schulz (1958)

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who wants to be my new pal lms

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using a video for a selfie… omg watch out everyone she’s switching it up!!! 🤪🤪🤪

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Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

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"I want YOU to be GAY!" -Uncle Sam, probably

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will i ever not have heartburn???? probably not

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why’d i open my eyes at 5am

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Stop tolerating disrespect just because you don't want to lose people

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anybody else been kicked in the ass by last week

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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sorry i made it weird, it will happen again

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Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

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i love saying “i have a nap to take” like it’s an appointment

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i don't know what i expected to get, but it wasn't a snake