blooddrinkingbartender
blooddrinkingbartender
A Bloody Handsome Barman
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"Oh Hello. Always good to see a new customer. They call me Old Bill. What can I do for you? Don't be shy. I don't bite." A Selective Mutuals-Only Indie Blog for a Fandomless Vampire OC who works in a club. Disclaimer: Bar prices, processes, etc. probably won't be all that accurate. If that's what you wanted and came to this blog for, I apologise in advance. Blog is 18+. Penned by Flower (33, They/Them) Side blog - Follows back from pushspacetocontinue Mobile Friendly Rules Page Here Mobile Friendly About Page Here Mobile Friendly Trivia Page Here Mobile Friendly Verses Page Here Mobile Friendly Tag List Here Mobile Friendly Mun Page Here Side Characters - By Request Reproached Paladin: Leofric Lawford Cynical Magician: Antonio Lombardi Icon by Thusfeathered - used with permission.
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blooddrinkingbartender · 4 hours ago
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Antonio still can't beat the midlife crisis allegations >:)
"No, and I probably never will," Antonio admits, "But I can at least try and grow older with a bit more grace."
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blooddrinkingbartender · 6 hours ago
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blooddrinkingbartender · 9 hours ago
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Leofric isn't beating the good boy allegations
"I suppose I can't complain about that," Leofric said, "After all, I am doing what I can to make the best of what I am now, and helping others is what I do."
If he was in his true form in that moment, it's safe to say his tail would have been wagging.
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blooddrinkingbartender · 10 hours ago
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[from @we-the-witch ]
"Ya ain't beatin the Victorian-era gentleman allegations."
@we-the-witch
"Heh, that one is pretty funny because I'm actually a lot older than that era," Bill says, "But it is a shame that just being a decent human, well, person I should say for myself really, makes me a gentleman. Everyone should act like I was if they can."
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blooddrinkingbartender · 10 hours ago
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" Bill is also not beating zhe hot vampire allegations~ ;) "
"I'm pretty happy I won't be beating that one any time soon, if ever," Bill says with a grin, "Thank you, Lilli. You're not beating the hot mage allegations either."
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blooddrinkingbartender · 11 hours ago
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Bill is not beating the Biting Allegations
"Well, I can't say I disagree," Bill said, "But it is kind of part of what being a vampire entails. I don't think I can be entirely faulted for that. Why have fangs if I'm not going to use them, right?"
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blooddrinkingbartender · 1 day ago
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hey fyi that person posting gore in the rpc tags is back under @/fakeloverpc.
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blooddrinkingbartender · 2 days ago
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What Allegations Is My Muse Not Beating?
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blooddrinkingbartender · 4 days ago
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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.
it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)
i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones
if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.
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blooddrinkingbartender · 4 days ago
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send me a number for my muse to talk about …  could be npc’s from your muse’s canon or other muses! 
1. someone they fear
2. someone they love
3. someone they miss
4. someone they admire
5. someone they’ve forgiven
6. someone they feel dislikes them
7. someone they view as a mentor
8. someone they view as a role model
9. someone they would like to befriend
10. someone they’re holding a grudge against
11. someone they have romantic feelings toward
12. someone who taught them a valuable lesson
13. someone they have conflicted feelings about
14. someone whose choices have drastically impacted their life
15. someone they used to view positively, but now view negatively 
16. someone they used to view negatively, but now view positively 
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blooddrinkingbartender · 5 days ago
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Reblog this post if you're okay with your muse(s) being mentioned in other people's threads!
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blooddrinkingbartender · 6 days ago
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if you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point
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blooddrinkingbartender · 8 days ago
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" Fun Fact! " Bill! :)
"Cornwall is known for a very particular type of cream. Clotted cream," Bill says, "Dairy farmers originally made it with the intent to reduce waste from milk. Today, the largest manufacturer of it is Rodda's, which is in Scorrier, and it was founded in 1890. And I will tell you that cream goes on after the jam when making a Cornish Cream Tea. That's the proper Cornish way to make one. Jam, then cream. If I could still eat human food, I would have it no other way."
It seems he takes that very seriously indeed.
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blooddrinkingbartender · 8 days ago
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Fun Fact! - for the lads
"Cornwall, where I'm from, is home to a large portion of the United Kingdom's grey seal population, and there are many places you can see them from; Godrevy, Pendennis, The Lizard, Cape Cornwall... they're amazing creatures," Bill says, smiling, "And very gentle unless you make them feel threatened. Don't do that."
"The first ever model of the stethoscope was invented by the physician René Laennec. The one you use with both of your ears was created by Arthur Leared in 1851," Leofric says, "And Laennec invented it because he was uncomfortable putting his ear directly on a his female patient's chest to listen to her breathing. Its name also means chest scope."
"The more we try to avoid thinking about something, the more we will think about it. It's known as the ironic process theory," Antonio explains, "For example, if you say not to think of a white bear, people around you will find their thoughts going to that very thing. Those who were told to think about a red car instead had a lot less trouble suppressing thoughts about the white bear, with having something else to focus on. It also can be helpful to practice for thought processes you don't want to be focussed on. Such as negative thoughts when trying to sleep for example. Even just thinking about things you like doing instead, or what you want to do can be beneficial."
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blooddrinkingbartender · 8 days ago
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Fun fact!
"Did you know that about two percent of the world's population has red hair," Bill says, "That's about the same percentage as intersex people, and the percentage of trans people."
Bill then smiles.
"I certainly look fabulous as a red head either way," Bill adds, "Heh, no stutter this time. Mod Flower is back on the ball."
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blooddrinkingbartender · 8 days ago
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Bill uh...you been hard at the drink there, buddy? You sounded a little unsteady with that last fun fact
"That's my mod, Flower, being a dumbass," Bill then says, "Writing me stammering like that. Clearly getting too used to writing and recording Russell's stutter there, I think."
((Sorry, Bill. My mistake. I blame the heat.))
"Excuses, excuses, Mod Flower."
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blooddrinkingbartender · 8 days ago
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" Fun Fact! "
"Your, your immune system doesn't, doesn't know that, that your eyes exist," Bill says, "If, if it did, it would, it would think they, they were intruders and, and attack them."
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