fun date idea: pay for my tattoo
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so i look like this now i guess
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just got back and already making puns. my man. my buddy.
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hi validate me.
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sup fuckers guess who’s still alive.
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me @ myself: calm the fuck down, needy
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please stop shooting wildlife as a sport
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凸(`⌒´メ)凸
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❤️
you’re really good at being there for people that need you and you’re good at comforting me even when i’m stubborn about wanting to be grumpy and you’re so dedicated to everything you do
also you’re really fucking gay and i love you a lot
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you’re better than the real slim shady + also fuck what vampir says about fishnets you rock them
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vampir’s fucking gay
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definitelyslimshady replied to your post:
hi vlad how goes
i mean only seeing out of one eye kinda sucks ass but im chill about it most of the time
how are you?
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