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abyssalworkings:

“I don’t know boys, the gifts themselves were pretty expensive. I spent at least three gold bars on them in order to get them just right.” 

“W-well, these chocolates belonged to our boss! So they’re. . . probably worth a lot. . .”

“Just hand them over, brother! I want my gift!” Dee snapped, shaking him violently.

Dum made a strangled noise in the back of his throat. He stepped forward, offering the colorful, frilly pile in his arms. “Fine, you can have ‘em for free. Can we have our gifts now, please?”

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“Gifts!?”

“O-one gold bar! We’ll sell ‘em to ya for one gold bar and the gifts!” Dum haggled desperately.

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"So were you two serious about the trick or threesome or~"

“Better give us our candy, lady~”

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spookyspiritking:

“Why this?”

“It’s Halloween, your highney.”

“Trick or threesome?” Dum smiled.

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the-seduction-anon:

Cut down?! That made him worry, but, he still tried to act like he wasn’t scared.

“You’re a special kind of stupid to still be standing there, outsider. Do you wanna die?”

"Who are you people?" These guys were way too close to him. (the-seduction-anon)

“That’s our question. Do ya think ya can walk right up to the Hatter gates like that?” Dee laughed.

Dum grinned, tipping the stranger’s chin up with the back of his axe. “You’re not very smart, outsider. Can’t ya see? We’re the gatekeepers.” 

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cuddly-little-dormouse:

“W-wait, what?!” Hw completely ignored the first comment, mainly focusing on what Dee said. His body tensed as he froze in place. What the blue twin brought up was a fate worse than death. “O-ok…” The mouse stammered out, his voice shaking.

Dum tossed a bloody brief case at the little mouse. “Hurry up and do your job, or Boris will eat’cha whole!” His fingers curled into claws and he did a childish impression of a monster, looming and growling.

His brother laughed, leaning against his axe.

"No offense but why does everyone hate me?"

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“Full offense, it’s cuz you’re a dirty little rat, duh!”

“Suck it up, mousie!” Dee laughed.

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[ h e l l o. i didn’t mean to disappear, folks, i was off on a trip but now that i’m back i’ve got my hands full of a project with a really short deadline so you likely won’t see me next week either. such will be the case for the rest of the semester, unfortunately. -helpless shrug- i try my best, but yknow… my studies come first. i hope you understand. ]

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They both stared at her and lied straight to her face. 

“We weren’t doing anything,” Dee said casually, straightening and moving away--already bored with the game.

“Yeah, you’re dreamin’, lady.” Dum tossed the grub away.

"Is "no" an emotion? Cause I'm feeling it right now." (More dank memes for you)

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“… .”

“… tch.”

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“Hah? It’s your own fault for being such a wimp!”

“Quit sniveling. If you botch this one up for us, we’ll feed ya to Boris!”

"No offense but why does everyone hate me?"

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“Full offense, it’s cuz you’re a dirty little rat, duh!”

“Suck it up, mousie!” Dee laughed.

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“Dunno, don’t care. You still trespassed on Hatter grounds.”

“And it’s our job to cut down any trespassers.” 

"Who are you people?" These guys were way too close to him. (the-seduction-anon)

“That’s our question. Do ya think ya can walk right up to the Hatter gates like that?” Dee laughed.

Dum grinned, tipping the stranger’s chin up with the back of his axe. “You’re not very smart, outsider. Can’t ya see? We’re the gatekeepers.” 

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alicesoneandonly replied to your post: “On Hallow’s eve, the Bloody Twins go from door to door. When you open...”:

Cue the PM slamming the door in the twins' faces.

“Trick or threesome! Trick or threesome!” Dee yelled obnoxiously.

Dum kept kicking the door. “Give us our candy! Hey!”

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On Hallow’s eve, the Bloody Twins go from door to door. When you open to their innocent grins, they say,

“Trick or threesome!”

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"Is "no" an emotion? Cause I'm feeling it right now." (More dank memes for you)

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“… .”

“… tch.”

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“is ‘no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

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“Isn’t that your natural state, PM?”

“And big sis’ permanent answer!”

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“Is 'no’ an emotion? Because i’m feeling it.”

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“What’s that got to do with us?” Dee asked lazily.