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Cannot get enough of these two. I just want them to be happy. (´ε｀ )♡

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i wanna do like. draw the squad/draw your otp type things but like. i want scenes from things/memes/whatever not just blank bases someone drew. you understand. how do i find those

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So there's this bed in a game 😳

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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A house down the street has one of those 12 foot skeletons up in their yard year round, but his head fell off

So they improvised

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The horror of being stuck in a place that’s becoming unstable.

And also actively hostile towards you. 👀

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ive always wanted to draw this panel and finally found my excuse

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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

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i am never going to make it through the sassy chap dev credits thing ive tried like 3 times now and it Always crashes the game

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ok fine. Go my circus.

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*looking in the mirror* who the fuck is that

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He y Guess

Guess Who I Saw Today

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johnny splash being awkwardly introduced to the rest of the house once he's realized and starts properly living together with nova thoughts

- awkwardly but very politely knocks on doors when he's trying to talk to dorian (who hasn't been realized yet). dorian finds this annoying, but also sort of endearing

- timothy (who was realized before him) has a habit of kissing nova's cheeks as a hello when he visits. once he starts seeing johnny as Extension Of Nova (hello darling!!!! and hello The Husband as well) timothy starts doing it to him too. johnny is extremely confused and flustered about this every time

- just, constantly singing/whistling all the time. cannot do Anything without making up a dumb little song about it. extremely easy to tell where he is because he Cannot be quiet or sit still for five seconds

- lovesick puppy who doesn't know what to do with himself until he starts getting auditions so just sort of follows nova around the house and its very sweet but also boy please let me clean the kitchen

- lux ends up living with them for a while (see my writing scribble about that if you want) after being realized and johnny fully cannot stand them but tries so so so hard to be patient and be nice bc he knows nova cares a lot about them. My Wife's Horrible Cat That Hates Me

- teddy isnt realized for a while, and hes shy at first about doing Storytime at night with johnny there, but it turns out johnny is extremely into his stories too. ollie the octopus makes him cry

- the first time he opens the closet the hanks go flying everywhere and scare the daylights out of him and now hes mildly afraid of opening closets

- chance keeps trying to explain dnd to him hes trying so hard but johnny fully does not get it even a little bit. ("the goblin rushes you and steals your enchanted dagger!!!!" "well now that's not very nice. why's he do that?" "be...cause hes a goblin" "well that aint no excuse." "right. uh. so what do you do" "I'm gonna call his mother is what I'm gonna do")

- becomes immediate besties with freddy. the ice cream sundaes they invent together are legendary

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gonna be a hater for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you HATED like viscerally hated like 1/2 star on letterboxd HATED

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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starting a collection of obscure actor credits i find on letterboxd

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y'all the mcdonaldland collectibles are so cute... i got a passport to mcdonald land.....