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Hunt Hunt Hunt

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this will get to the right people

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

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theres no hope but ill just make my own shitty little homemade hope i guess

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One day there was a big gay lizard. In his front pocket he kept five humongous pairs of seeing orbs, which he used to see things in different colorful dimensions. These dimensions sucked ass. In them grew trees of death. The trees of death consumed all living things. “Very problematic,” thought the gay lizard. He wasn’t enjoying this and decided to kill. “All trees must die,” he said petulantly before teleporting to dimension Purple Midnight and absolutely fucking a statue.

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Who are you????

A poet of the soul, a true speaker of truth, a lover of the world 🛺🎟️☣️🍋‍🟩🌖🧎‍♀️⌛️*️⃣

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Last night I ate bones from the void. They tasted like bones and void and snakes. Snakes took my children because they were angry and offended over frogs. I’m hungry for children. Why must lizards make me dance? All bones are delicious because children are hungry for void.

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how can people still support her music after she did this

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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!

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friendship in three parts!