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We're not meant for happiness, you and I.

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✨Dragon Poll!🐉

For the purposes of this poll, “Harry Potter” does NOT COUNT as a valid answer. If it is the media that introduced dragons into your life, ignore it and please enter the next media with dragons that came into your life after HP.

IF you first heard of dragons somewhere else, please SPECIFY the name of that media IN THE NOTES. I was going to add an “Other (please specify in notes/tags)” but I have apparently run out of available answers. Also it seems I’m only able to run the poll for a week maximum, so that’s how long it’ll run. I hope to have fun with your answers :)

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umm. sorry yeah your boyfriend sprinted right in front of me when I tried to unrelenting force shout that hagraven off of that ledge right there. yeah he ragdolled cartoonishly and fell off. no he's down there in that valley somewhere. the hagraven went with him yeah. do you know his base ID so I can just teleport him back up here with console commands? no? well let's try fast traveling maybe he'll teleport after us. is he marked as essential? you don't know? yikes. sorry. whoopsies. that was my bad yeeeaaah.

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2023 maybe the year that i start posting art again (lie)

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friendly reminder that i have a big heart and i am trying my best

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I have a genuine fear that case study of vanitas will end with a vanoé love confession but its destiel style.

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Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

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put that ring back where it came from or so help me (so help me) bum bum bum

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ryou starts the hunt with +40 Insight

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yo mr white did you hear this shit? they say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the high king. Fuckin' shouted his ass apart

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“Killing a jester” by Sir Garrowman

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The Dark Brotherhood memes #2

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BREAKING NEWS!

This might look okay but it really is not. This is the result of unhealthy card game bishounen breeding practices. I’ve been speaking with bishounen expert @pallotdip and according to their calculations, this poor creature is 67% leg. Anything beyond 60% leg for a bishounen results in compacted internal organs and malformed abdominal muscles. According to card game bishounen breeders specializing in the Yu-Gi-Oh! lines, long legs and thin faces are highly desirable. However, this is going too far.

In addition, almost half of his body weight consists of hair, putting an immense strain on his skeletal structure. Without his hair, he is reduced to thin, long limbs that are already structurally unsound. He may look handsome, but he’s fighting to stay alive every waking moment. This is what happens when bishounen are bred for aesthetics instead of their own safety and comfort.

Please, spread awareness of the unethical nature of card game bishounen breeding before it becomes too late.

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