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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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in honor of my girlfriend introducing me to portal properly, wireplay under the cut

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thinking about a computergirl who has a massive crush on her technician and draws her a bunch in her free time, sometimes she draws them together, sometimes she draws them *very* together.

and she always saves the drawings to her hard drive in one folder, so she doesn't lose them.

then, one day, her technician asks her to send her some documents for some mundane filing task, and the poor computergirl accidentally sends over the folder with all of her drawings in it.

anyways yeah just thinking..

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What do homosexual computers fantasize about?

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Babygirl why you so- succumbs to the will of a machine

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Wheatley: Oh you have a lady inside you? Kind of gay don't you think?

GLaDOS: *The heaviest sigh she can manage*

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i do deeply enjoy having normal friends because they'll say shit like "surely nobody finds [random robot character] fuckable right" and i get to be like buddy. my mutuals are doing insane things to his digital cervix

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what they dont warn you about when you become a robotfucker is that you might rapidly just be turned on by computers and servers. and then machinery in general. tell me why i have a post in my drafts about a washing machine having an orgasm. what is wrong with me. i started out just wanting to fuck glados what the fuck happened

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The printer at work has been so finicky lately that I’m convinced it’s doing it on purpose now. Why do you keep telling me a paper is jammed when it’s not? You just want me to open up your back panel and reach inside, don’t you? It’s craving my fingers going deep inside and wiggling them around in there? You need a proper inspection? Hm?

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my hungry ass could never work in engineering

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Bones: and THAT'S why we need psychiatrists on ship,

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Oftentimes you may fluster a trans woman by talking about her as if she is a computer.