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the casual reading a gentle parenting book in bed selfie. he knew exactly what he was doing there

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zak brown going karting with his golden boy is so on brand, you know he sold his soul to keep lando on the team last year

george has probably not washed the pajamas he wore to toto’s sleepover to retain the smell, probably looking at those karting (mating) pics with tears gathered on the lash line

the impression I'm getting from this is lando wasn't actually There. just called zak up and offered and didn't show up but did butter him up on ig. that's good. you have to keep that old man wanting. george's problem is he gives up too easily and now torger is already setting his sights on young stars

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Jesus…

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how come I call my dad back 30 seconds after he calls me and suddenly he's disappeared from this earthly realm and must be space time continuum breaking distance away from his phone that rings endlessly.......?

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

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I was so caught up in the

that I didn’t see the

😭😭😭 will you ever forgive me? 🙏

I'm gonna beat you with rocks come here 👊🪨

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nico in for sauber… zhou or valterri out?

on one hand valtteri has outdriven guanyu but they're both on 0 points. on the other hand, guanyu just got a huge mcdonalds china sponsor, is young and attracts a potential demographic of a billion people. last I heard there's no Grand Prix in Finland.

valtteri's major selling point for Audi Sauber would've been that he's an experienced driver who can develop the team... but Hulkenberg is an experienced driver. ideally you'd want someone younger with big money sponsors attached, hence sainz with bank satander and his dad's connections was the one audi high rolled an offer for.

here's how I see it: if sainz goes to merc, sauber keeps guanyu and hulk. if sainz goes to audi, guanyu is out and valtteri can do a one year stint at merc (or one of the frenchies from alpine would be DYING for a better seat free from the alpine horrors). unfortch, guanyu has not performed to deserve a better seat and if he stays it'll be by the skin of his teeth and because of the potential revenue he can bring a team.

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thats not a very nice thing to say

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“Britney’s in the wall”

Rosberg’s long, flowing blonde hair proved inspiration for then Williams team-mate Mark Webber, who began calling Rosberg “Britney” when in discussion with his engineers. This nickname stuck as Rosberg continuously got called Britney by the other formula one drivers.

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whenever i mention something problematic a driver has done and in response get “EvErhyy DhriVer Iz ProbLemAtig” trying to imply that mine is too, but i throw in an undo reverse card that is nico rosberg, whose only crime is being born in monaco and being cursed with dominant powerhouse of an immunity

he was born in weisbaden, germany 🤓👆 and was raised there for 4 weeks of his life before growing up in monaco

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Keeping up with the Kennedys

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jotchua and friends aww

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Pencil skirts by @gabbois on IG (2023)

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and the blood looks real but the feeling doesn't hurt me

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It makes absolutely perfect sense. Doesn't compel me though.