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Pretty please?

Not how I normally draw him but it was worth a try

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

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some top surgery

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columbo should be public domain. he should be allowed to show up in anything. the columbo episode should be one of the standard types of tv episode like the beach episode or the episode where a character shrinks and explores the insides of someone's body

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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Fellas is it gay to fight with someone for so long you become the same person? To get so tired, and at the same time get to know them so intimately, suddenly maybe saving the world doesnt matter that much anymore. Grebthar fought the dark overlord 15 times over centuries. These fights havent been described or anything but my brain cant help but go haywire. At one point the dark overlord said he knew grebthar like the back of his hand when responding to an emotional based question not just a fighting one so. Did they ever just sit down and talk i wonder. Did they get tired and sore and so very lonely being an untouchable hero from another planet and a ceaseless dark god. Does morality even matter when you reach such a point. Maybe theyd just put down their weapons and talk and maybe they realized over the centuries be it because they were together so often or just coincidence they werent actually all that different. Maybe different isnt the right word; incompatible. They realized they werent as incompatible as they first thought. I really hope this author doesnt take the ‘grebthar is mind controlled’ route because in the way he talks you never really get that impression. He just sounds so goddamn tired. Exausted. He was transferred into another world from earth, given a sword and told to kill the biggest threat ever. He was the chosen one who filled his role like a loyal little dog and when he talks about it theres so much resentment, he did not want to be a hero after awhile, he didnt want to keep fighting over and over again. And so he gave up. He became one with the dark overlord. I should note not a lot has been said about tdo, but the fact grebthar’s lover? (Girlfriend? Wife? Ive got no clue) the Sphynx still treats the dark overlord/grebthar combined entity with the same love and endless care she did grebthar. It makes you think; did she just love grebthar so much she’d adore any version of him? Didnt seem likely, she talks as lovingly about tdo as she does grebthar. Im thinking, they became so similar, intertwined so deeply near the end, it just didnt matter anymore. They are one in the same, they are entirely together to the point any previous differences like body and mind just dont matter anymore to even those closest to him. God im so unwell about them

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big fan of characters Realizing

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your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop

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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

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We used to dunk on people asking random users on here questions they could’ve googled but now that every single google search gives you an AI generated response it’s actually better for the environment to just ask a random tumblr user and see what they have to say.

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care