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sorry for posting about the blue basement wire :(
man can't believe the agency deleted my last email luckily i have 70 alternative accounts.
(ieytd roleplay account, kinda)
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hello all I'm not dead! not announcing this the same way as last time with the lab accident that would be dangerous. I am in the hospital still. typing this is hard. painkillers and such.
#thanks this is why you're my favorite#side note i can't remember if i've asked am i allowed to call you fabby
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hey can i also have some soda
hello all I'm not dead! not announcing this the same way as last time with the lab accident that would be dangerous. I am in the hospital still. typing this is hard. painkillers and such.
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finding a new job that lets me build death machines is a lot harder than i thought it would be
#if you go to any tesla and dig out the engine you basically have a bomb right there i#i'm sure you can figure out something with it
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what'd you do
hello all I'm not dead! not announcing this the same way as last time with the lab accident that would be dangerous. I am in the hospital still. typing this is hard. painkillers and such.
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i am experiencing the strange and peculiar feeling of the knowledge there are multiple of me living the same lives as me.
anyways fuck it we ball
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what???
okay I have a question for you all
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hey wanna help me make a fuck ton of thermite to distribute in the agency ventilation system
zor needs to let me come back to work i'm getting desperate for things to do.
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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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sorry it is. quite literally. in my job description to torture you. you are aware of this right. that is quite literally my entire job. torturing agents. of which you are a high priority target currently. - 💙
yeaaahh. oh well
#we stay silly#its okay its kinda in my job description to make your life a lil hell so i think its like that one looney tunes bit#where shit just happens but the minute we're off hours. welp. who gives a damn. wanna get a coffee#anyways official apologies for eating the screws in your office.
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hm. well this is. weird
oh also juniper gave me a nickname :) you guys can call me phoenix now
#see i'm just kinnndaaa immortal instead. i kinda just wake up again if its a 'minor' death like suffocating or smth#anyways good luck on peacemaker
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DNI if you:
are an actor. wear green regularly. love masks. are an actor. your first and last name both start with J. are dating agent phoenix. are an actor. imply that i am dating my boss. are an actor.
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oh also juniper gave me a nickname :) you guys can call me phoenix now
#FABBY I DID THESE THINGS WORD FOR WORD.#wait i could deliver cursed prophecies to other me#then again in stories uh. theres some kinda rule about changing the past i guess?#other me be careful but uh. fuck it we ball yknow?#anyways fabby is your memory okay.
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i could.
the agency hates me for my transgender foxgirl swag. and also the killings but that's less likely
#i kinda like my handler i can break into his house at odd hours and he doesn't kill me#and he lets me pillage his fridge.
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why are YOU me
oh also juniper gave me a nickname :) you guys can call me phoenix now
#wtf is going on#looking at your blog i. i destroyed the death engine???#but also it did have the shitty ass fucking orange juice that i can agree with you on#once again: wtf is going on#t. two of me???
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every time you suggest i join zoraxis it gets more and more tempting
the agency hates me for my transgender foxgirl swag. and also the killings but that's less likely
#alas. i cannot#i'd tell you but handler said if i posted about it on tumblr he'd personally kill me#and considering he is a normally very docile person#i'm incredibly frightened
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