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Heavy let me borrow his copy of Richard III and are we SURE this isn't a comedy? Act I Scene II is just Lady Anne verbally beating the shit out of Richard for abt 200 lines straight.

Richard: "Every night I sleep without you is restless and fitful, Anne."

Anne, without hesitation: "GOOD."

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THEY ADDED SCOUTS GAY-ASS HAIRCUT TO SFM WORKSHOP LETS FUCKING GO CHAT 🙌🙌🙌

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new rule: Pyro is not allowed to light the grill anymore

in other news dinner might be a little late because an Unforseen Circumstance has claimed the burgers

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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

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source

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okay i would argue with you about the grape juice but you make a damn good looking grilled cheese so i'll allow it (that being said, you ever had white grape juice? the superior grape juice for real. nothing like that more-sugar-than-juice purple welch's stuff)

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Can't say I have. But I'd be willing to give it a try.

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Can you make me a grilled cheese plsss :3

Sure Thing! *makes you a grilled cheese with Texas toast*

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He’s considering it

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meet the BLU Team cook : ]

goedendag. Blutarch hired me because he was rather certain his mercinaries had no idea how to feed themselves (he was right. mostly. Heavy and Engie are decently good at cooking).

i'm not exactly a mercinary, but i'm good with my knives in a pinch. and have you ever hit someone with a frozen ham hock? those things are no joke.

name: Abel Beenhouwer

pronouns: he/him or it/its

alias[es]: Cook or Beans

age: 25

birthday: October 6th

birthplace: Waalwijk, The Netherlands

gender/sexuality: gay, transman. very romantic despite having -3 game

hobbies: cooking (obviously), fibre crafts, sharpening knives, using knives, admiring knives, writing

favorite music genre: anything goth

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tagging system (working on it)

a dash of salt - critiquing your abyssmal cooking. also food in general

CORNER!!!!! - asks i sent other people

expo - me just saying things

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i can't even comprehend how STEAMING EGGS would lead to that

Look at the delicious meal I cooked 😋 enjoy some steamed eggs

Bloody hell that looks awful