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What if Asuka but she's super DUPER obese. Why? Cause she doesn't want to get one up'd by a useless emotionally detached doll like Rei...

Asuka's bare, half-ton body slumped against the side of her overturned fridge. She had not chosen this spot for any reason in particular. It just so happened to be the place that her tree-trunk legs had finally given out, depositing her in the darkness of her kitchen in a gelatinous, jiggling heap.

"Like hell I'd let that HIC! stupid doll get bigger than HYIC! me," said Asuka, her hair splayed up against the stainless steel exterior of her refrigerator. "Even if she HYICK! does, I got to a four digit weight first! That's what HYICK-URP! actually matters!"

In both size and weight, Asuka's belly was a boulder. Oversized legs split apart to let it rest upon the tiles -- which had shattered like a bathroom mirror from her thunderous collapse. Boobs were similarly spherical to her stomach, albeit with slightly more overhang as pinkish nipples drooped off to either side as if curiously peering at the damage below. A wideload ass that could wrap around the front of a freight train had acted like an airbag on impact.

Weight gain had also significantly differentiated her features from their appearance on her now-ancient NERV identification card. Bulbous cheeks evoked those of an overambitious squirrel smuggling far too many nuts. A stack of fat-laden chins had been granted the appearance of a slow-moving mudslide -- made all the more convincing with the smears of chocolate they sported. The rest of the cake's remains were licked from fingers thick enough to wear wine glasses like thimbles.

"That HICCUP! cake was shooo goooooood," moaned Asuka. Her hands drifted across the orb of her belly like she was moisturizing it with lotion. If only. "Need to... haaah~... keep gettiUURPng fatter..."

Asuka clumsily sifted through a nearby pile of crumpled fast food bags and plastic cups. Was this a kitchen or a landfill? Given the volume of trash, she must have been grazing for several days straight. It was a miracle that her apartment had gathered no flies.

The binging was far from over. Asuka's stomach was raising a litany of objections. It percolated loudly enough that it could have interrupted a conversation, its bubbling comparable to a witch's cauldron. Please stop, it burbled. We've had enough. More than, really.

But Asuka clutched yet another quadruple-decker burger. Ketchup and grease snaked around her fingers like little vines. Ferrying it to her jiggling jowls, she wrapped her lips around it like she was holding the end of a football between them. Her stomach's protests, for a moment, were silenced. Objection overruled.

"MMmmmMMmmoooOOOOOUUURP!" Asuka belched into the bite. Her entire body revolted at the act. The world swam. She raised a lardy forearm to wipe away the sweat on her forehead, and pressed on. A burger or an apple pie, a trough of slop or a porterhouse; the food was immaterial. The number on the scale was what mattered.

"It's noOOOOUUURPt enough. She can't... can't win. Need HYICK-UUURP!... haaannnghh~... need more..."

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Bed-frame crushed, in complete shambles, unrecoverable. How?

You know how.

The clone guesses she could get used to sleeping on a mattress on the floor, yet getting up leaves her overly exhausted... Leaning up against her drab apartment's cold metalic walls for support, panting and wheezing for an ounce of air; a light brush running across the bluenette's fattened face, showing the most expression she has ever had in her entire life up to this point~

And unlike Rei's non-reaction you can quite easily assume how the redhead would take a similar circumstance... Doubly so when NERV doesn't want to supply their #1 pilot a new bedframe, suggesting that it's essentially pointless and to take steps like that useless doll has...

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Watched the new episode and damn she actually gained weight.

A beginners tummy, only a couple more years and she'll have a floor scraper, just like her wobbly waifus in those fetishy eroges she plays~

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How's Mori holding up these days hm? I hear she's been unable to get her ass unstuck from her chair because of just how wide that thing has gotten in recent time. I mean, seriously... It's like seeing a walking billboard with pink hair and the sloshing noises of a washing machine...

The shinigami whose promotional scheme for her streams is by having a billboard of an ass might be, as you expect, completely immobilized in the destroyed, buried remains of her gaming couch.

Even though she has to the strength of death it is a mute point when you're enveloped in so much blubber. She can barely muster up the strength to bring food to her mouth, leaving her in what would be in a grim situation in this incarnation of her life... If it weren't for a certain kusotori keeping her fed around the clock~

The bubbly phoenix plans to keep her like this for a while. You think by the time she's slimmed down Calli will forget how to walk around?

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Fat fuck Ina' is currently now on the mind, heavily.

Squishy. That is an increasingly apt descriptor to recount every aspect of the eldritch squid / octopus lady in her current fattened form~

You can sink your hand in there and get lost for hours on end!!

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// I like writing the AU I gave her, of her being a hikkiomori NEET as an adult, but I just realized which character she reminded me of.

It appears the NHK has claimed yet another soul, it's a conspiracy, I swear!

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What the retired, twenty-something Unovan champion resembled upon meeting a touring Helena for the first time...

What Hilda looks like now, not even half a year after the Hex Maniac used her hexes to make all of Unova into a glorified pigsty thanks to Elesa's, Rosa's, and her influence~

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Retirement is doing the former Unovan champion well... I say this because in actuality Hilda's one of the healthiest citizens in her region, especially compared to the new chubby champion that she directly inspired, Rosa!

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Or perhaps it's the opposite; Ina's so impossible massive and unhealthy it's beyond mortal comprehension how she still manages to waddle around and shovel even more foods down her throat...

I personally prefer Ina' being exempt from health issues, yet flipping her immunity on it's head is also quite fun.

Just like the Soft Shinigami and the Plump Phoenix she's always pushing her body's limit with each reincarnation. wah~♡

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Is NEET Bocchi concerned with her health? Either way, she won't want to leave her room to get herself checked out...

The NEET is very much concerned about her dwindling health yet as you might expect with the socially anxious adult she avoids leaving the comfort of her apartment. Bed's cozier then feeling her tree-trunk sized legs ache carrying around all that weight anyway; doubly so considering her heart thumps harder then those hefty waddlestomps.

Stuck in a downward spiral, it's a sorrowful state of escapist existence. Even in the timelines in which the pinkette lives with roommates, namely Ryo, her outside influences don't aid her well-being one bit, in actuality they only worsen one another further~

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Ina but she's so overengorged even her tentacles are fat and heavy, yet she pops open another bottle of coke...

So what if she's just a tiny bit chubby? No matter what size she becomes the priestess, due to powers left incomprehensible to even the mun puppeting her likeness, doesn't suffer any from of health issues people of her size would naturally experience.

She might weigh a half ton, hell a full on ton, but that's not stopping the squishy hambeast from getting up from her fat, fat ass and grabbing herself a refreshing drink of coke, a whole gallon of it, of course.

That or she commands her tentacles to do the deed, she can be quite lazy at times~

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Triple wide baka

A certain someone's french bread diet rubbed off on the MEATku...

What an old, embarrassing photo, those rail-thin thighs take up so much more territory now~

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// Current muse mood is just a whole bunch of characters not even on my muse list, namely this pinkette being a early 20-something NEET.

^ Also her, I just don't have any ideas for the eldritch squid/octopus human

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The ribbons wrapped around your flabby forearms guide you around her apartment, your senses being invaded by the mouthwatering aroma of the most delectable, richest cakes around. Stomp after stomp you mindlessly waddle on forward without any resistance. Soon enough you make your way to the living room.

Resident 'big sister' Mami is waiting there on the other side of the table, sitting down with a warm smile on her face.

The most mature member of the quintet tugs at her ribbons to usher you towards the glass table adorned with sweets and tea. The plates threaten to topple over as your weighty steps shake the entire room, especially so after plopping your unrecognizably fatass down on the carpet.

This makes Tomoe's smile glow even warmer as she doesn't wait for her moment to strike. Her gloved hand grabs a chunk of cake before she leans over the table, her arm barely stretching long enough to feed you the divine spongy treat. Why? Because your beautiful boulder of a gut is quite the obstacle from the magical girl's position. She doesn't mind though. This is what she wants most after all, company.

"I hope you have room for more, dear. You're gonna need a lot of calories to spend on tonight's mission~" She coos out a whisper.

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// I only now just realized for my 2hu(ge) fixation I just post a lot of EoSD related fats, and yet despite of that I literally haven't done anything with Rumia yet...

Ummm... The manipulator of darkness is now essentially a wrecking ball with how she flings around her fat. Yep. Good enough for me.

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"Yo! Have you checked out these new cookies?~ they're totz amazing!!" The musician exclaimed as she walked up to your muse with a free cookie in hand, her belly noticeably filling out any empty space in her shirt, her creamy pudge peaking out on occasion to really show off her fuller figure.

The cookies in question?: Passion Patties of course!!~