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Clown 1: What are you doing Step-bozo?

Clown 2: *pulling hankerchiefs out of clown 1's penis*

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when will fromsoft stop fucking around and make cookie & cream 2

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I think my stuffed animals are more important to me than some of my family members

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you're at the club and the dog girl you've been flirting with gives you this look

wyd

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i just need a little lick in the ass to get gooning

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splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

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Girls love to say "Ratchet & Clank rules! I should play through the whole series! I think I've never even touched most of them!" and then get 80% of the way through the first one until they get sidetracked for a year and somehow lose their save file leading them to decide to start from the beginning again.

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a significant amount of itch.io horror games are actually r/twosentencehorror posts masquerading as video games

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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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*to the tune of one by metallica*

pisses and shits

pisses and shits

i'll never die

live forever

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if you think about it

it's so sad

the warrior cats never got to take a bong rip

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Savior

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stop drawing samus thin and cisgendered!!!!!!!

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California Giant Salamanders (Dicamptodon ensatus), NEOTENIC, family Ambystomatidae, CA, USA

Neotenic (or Paedomorphic) salamanders retain larval traits into adulthood, such as gills, and stay in the water as adults.

photograph by Anton Sorokin

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is gauis van ballsack dark woke?

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The centuries have changed us, Snow and me. Once we fought desperately together against our fates. Now he's patron of a never-ending revel, presiding over a banquet at the end of the world. And I've become the "savior."

LIGHTNING RETURNS: FINAL FANTASY XIII (2013)