blubbo-yubbo
blubbo-yubbo
Professional Girlboy They/he
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23, utterly obsessed with Monster Prom. Will tell you all about my specific version of Oz
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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The important thing to remember is that, when Shrek came out in 2001, its subversive, ironical tone was groundbreaking because it was up against a Disney machine that played everything completely straight (notwithstanding "Emperor's New Groove", which came out a few months earlier). Then Disney itself bought into that tone and hegemonized it, and now, movies that actually take their own fucking characters and premises seriously feel like a breath of fresh air.
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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Consider:
You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.
Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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Not to sound like I was raised by protestants, but I think those kids who argue that it's animal abuse to put working dog breeds to work doing the tasks they were bred and born for have simply genuinely never encountered the concept that they, too, could be genuinely happier if they could do work they found wortwhile and enjoyable. Like engaging in useful and constructive activities might genuinely make life better than a life of doing absolutely nothing because nobody's making you do anything.
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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fantasy story: but we grew complacent, indulgent, arrogant, spoiled by this era of prosperity and splendour, and in our short-sighted greed and vanity, we ended it. me at 15: I hate this stupid trope. People aren't going to just turn stupid and ruin everything just because things have been "too good" for "too long". Why does this author think that people are inherently stupid and evil? people on social media in 2024: I'm not going to vaccinate my dogs or my children because polio, measels and rabies are so rare they're not a real threat anyway uwu me at 30: Ah. I see.
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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they died after being attacked in a bathroom.
hey “gender criticals”? this child’s death is as much on you as it is on your conservative attack dogs.
rest in peace, nex. I’m so sorry. my thoughts are with those who loved and supported you 💔
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they died after being attacked in a bathroom.
hey “gender criticals”? this child’s death is as much on you as it is on your conservative attack dogs.
rest in peace, nex. I’m so sorry. my thoughts are with those who loved and supported you 💔
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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One of the central tenets of anti-trans ideology is a reactionary disgust of minors being able to have any agency whatsoever over their bodies or their healthcare. Note that gender-affirming care is not mentioned in this form even once.
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.
and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women
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he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.
which is like ????
the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.
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:^)
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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vintagebeef, super evil mafia leader of the salmon family, and his state-mandated sitcom roommate, iskall85
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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Do you ever think about the fact that Mob could extend kindness to literal murderers but not himself. Do you ever think about the fact that he'd sit with Toichiro so he didn't die alone but he looked at someone with his face and could only feel hatred and wanted to get rid of him. He could forgive someone willing to brainwash the world. He couldn't forgive someone who had his face, who made a mistake when they were ten. The only one Mob couldn't give the benefit of the doubt was himself. What if I cry.
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blubbo-yubbo · 1 year ago
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this is both yuri and old man yaoi, to me
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