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customer was rude to me this morning and i had the very vivid mental image of drawing a complicated scary looking labyrinth in the syrup he asked for on top of his drink and serving it to him while saying that's where you go when you die btw
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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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Talking to my baby makes me feel like a video game tutorial. "You can manipulate objects in your environment by using the HAND function. Go ahead and try it now."
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This is one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time because not only are there jelly beans getting freaky. But the most heartbroken soulful man you have ever heard is singing to you about a man called Jerry Beans while it happens. And the whole time they're selling you a phone
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hi guys first post kinda nervous
i love playing amanda in dead by daylight so much i get cuteness aggression. i just gotta draw her sometimes
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i didn’t expect my first post to do so good you guys are so kind :,] have another mandy as gratitude although it’s more of a messy sketch. i love saw II mandy, she’s so cutesy
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