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This is what my guardian looks like btw

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Destiny 2 Incorrect Quotes- 26

Osiris, confused and exasperated: Crow, how do you plan on telling the Hive to go vegan?

Crow: Politely.

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i'm gonna start another SIVA Outbreak using Outbreak Perfected specifically to kill Saladin for making me grind through the worst crucible mode ever conceived (Tribute) just to get my stupid title because the title didn't exist 4 years ago when I grinded out iron banner originally.

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Started a new blog

It's about Destiny 2! specifically my guardian and failsafe. they are robot lesbians, which is nice. go look please, please Failsafe's Guardian

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anyway here's some k18 dinner :3

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Hey, Tomas Kalnoky, i love u, thank u for 99 songs, its a masterpiece mwah

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check out this fucked up lil dude i found :)

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magic: the gathering post #1

i like mtg, what are you gonna do? shoot me? wait, maybe actually don't do that i'm gonna have to leave all my debt to you if you do.

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Update!!! I got the Permission! Here's a link to the flag's redbubble page: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/154605409?asc=u and Here's a link to the meme's redbubble page: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/154605504?asc=u idk how much money i make or redbubble makes off of whatever you use these for, but feel free to show me if you buy any, we all should be able to yee haw no matter our gender (or lack there of) :3

New gender dropped at some job I was applying for

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this guy is probably one of my favorite people ever

obama

Recently, about 9 times a day I’ll say Obama’s name. It doesn’t matter how, I just always end up doing it. Mainly when people ask a question, I always ask them, “is the answer obama?” and then become very sad when it isnt. One day, I promise you one day I’ll be prepared for the obama question.

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okay im reblogging this post because im also chasing this high we'll win the space race one day...

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

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i went to fix my faq and for some reason every time i highlighted a word it came up with this popup and i couldn't get them to go away so i had to stop.

(also my new tag is probably gonna be #paradoxposting cuz thats what i be doin, yknow?)

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i forgot that 90% of the people im currently following are homestucks. anyway hooray my ectocooler is here :3 (thank you very much @masonmarmalade for this wonderful art you gave me a while ago, i love it to death)

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Oh Yeah - Quick Update

I'm not being a homestuck anymore, I quit. (its not like i ever posted here anyway, but if i ever post here again it will not be homestuck related, probably. hopefully.)

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Hey so, i'll be honest, my friend sent me this and I really really liked it, so I ended up upsizing it, doing a little fixing, and then turning it into an SVG file, and then made a meme using it, and then kinda maybe making a redbubble page for the flag and the meme, and uh, uhm, oops. (i've privated the redbubble pages, cuz, uhm, i didnt want to make money off of someone else's flag, but if OP allows it ill make them public again) ((also idk how to upload .svg files, they are still quite foreign to me)) (((it took me an hour to make the meme because i got too distracted trying to make the flag into a vector file, and then getting distracted from that trying to make sure that i was using the correct hex codes for the enby flag))) [too many parenthesis]

New gender dropped at some job I was applying for

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i'm tired

Jack, sitting in his gaming chair, received a phone call.

"jack here, who's calling?"

"oh, hey jo. yeah i'm not doing much at the moment."

"nate? oh well, it's kinda hard to explain"

"you remember fawn? yeah, mhm, smoochy smoochy yes"

"well, they got serious after the game, 3 years together yeah"

"for some reason nate dumped her, he seemed happy about it for the first few weeks"

"after that? he spiraled bad, he never left his bed for a while, i still brought him food and water."

"yes i know he wouldn't die without it but i was trying to support him"

"i asked him if he was okay once and he disappeared for the entire day."

"dramatic yes, but, i think he's getting better. today he actually took a shower and brushed his teeth."

"i know that sounds weird but he hadn't done that in months, it was worrying."

"yeah, i got him to talk about it once and he just talked about how therapy was too scary and that he didn't want to burden anyone with his problems"

"yeah, well, it's lunch so i'm gonna go, i'll talk later, cya."

He hung up the phone before getting out of his chair and walking over to nate's room.

Knocking on the door he opened it a little to see nate playing some game, multiverse sandbox or whatever he had talked about that one time months ago.

"hey nate, need any snacks or water?"

"oh.. hi jack, uhm.. i dont know"

"well, it's nice to see you out of the bed and doing stuff again anyway."

"..."

"..."

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"ill get you some water"

"thank you"