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[bludary]

From incorrect quote generator

Centurion Somniferus: You know, Cubitus, you are the sun in my life.

Cubitus: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?

Centurion Somniferus: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Centurion Somniferus: *sharpens gladius* We've got ways of making people talk.

Centurion Somniferus: *cuts piece of cake*

Cubitus: ...Can I have some?

Centurion Somniferus: Cake is for talkers.

*The Roman Squad is gathered in the tent for a meeting*

Anglaigus: *walks in and sits on Somniferus’s lap*

The Squad: …

Cubitus: Why are you sitting there?

Anglaigus: There’s no free seats!

Cubitus: But we made sure there was enough room for-

Centurion Somniferus: *hugs Anglaigus tightly* There are no free seats.

[These three just got to my heart :D]

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POV: U fell asleep on your Centurion

Seems like night duty did not really work🥹 IF HE WAKES UP AND NOTICES-

Centurion Sangius and Novarius are the ship of the camp. Will be lovely how Novarius will be a shy legionary that secretly crushes on his centurion and gets mocked by his mates in a gentle way because of it💚

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It's called ROMANce for a reason 𖹭

Anglaigus: "You fight for the empire and I build it-"

*Cubitus spits wine in the background after hearing this flirt*

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｡𖦹°‧Frenemies｡𖦹°‧

Options to chose of what to do to a lone Roman soldier that got lost in a gallic forest:

Option I: Beat him up

Option II: Sacrifice him to your gods

Option III: Adopt him and become friends

Venturius and Thorax just gonna change history haha. I wonder what their gods will think about this

They both will swear an oath-

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•Thorax•

I present to you the Gaul who won't beat up all Romans hehe cauz I need a curious Gaul who will find a lost Roman soldier (Venturius Noctus) and decides to try out a friendship instead of the usual encounter-

He has a magpie as a companion. He wanted a raven but the gods did send him a magpie xD Permission for that magpie to attack Romans and steal their money :D

Wholesome will be, that Thorax and Venturius will both gift each other their daggers as a sign of friendship. Thorax will get Venturius' Pugio while Venturius will get a gallic dagger that belongs to Thorax :3

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•°Anglaigus°•

Gods, I love this busy and creative Roman

Can we talk about his hair style?? Like- it's so fancy?? Hello?? Why is no one talking about it?? Let's admire him

I bet he would never let anyone touch his hair (...just Centurion Somniferus-)

Don't blame me for secretly using his hair style as inspiration for my own hair HAHA cosplaying him would be cool-

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OH MY HOLY GODS WHAT AHHDDHDJJDHDHDH I AM ON THE FLOOR. I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW I AM FEELING RN WHAAAAAT😭 THIS IS SO COOL HELPPPPP💚💚 I DID NOT TELL THE NAME YET BUT I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE CALLED SANGIUS CORVUS. THANK U SM I AM SO HAPPY!!!

Some (messy) sketches of some Asterix OCs that I find interesting, or have caught my eye whilst scrolling through the tags (plus someone extra!)

The OCs and their owners are as follows:

- @bludary’s very adorable Centurion (apologies if he has a name, I may have missed it!)

- @coe-olivier’s striking Martinus, my favorite of their Roman soldiers

- @filosofieke’s charming Phyllis (who I am very excited to read about!)

And last but not least, my own Valerius Ginantonicus making his debut. Son of Marcus and my Panacotta, advisor and lover of Emperor Augustus, and a man with a worrying number of screws loose.

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Always had an AU in mind where Cubitus ends up teaming with Asterix and Obelix just to scare Centurion Somniferus and to get support for the strike and to make it clear that they are serious about their wages

Wouldn't it be funny if there's a little truce for a while because Cubitus was like:

"If we get beaten up by you, we also want the right payment. Since Gaul is the most dangerous place for a Roman, we deserve some respect for working here. And until this does not happen, we strike and refuse to fight you. So p-please...don't put us on your punch list for a while...t-that would be very kind of you. We all...voted for the strike. We won't annoy you for a while. We want our centurion to take us seriously."

Asterix and Obelix: "Damn. These Romans show some courage. We almost don't want to punch you-"

"Maybe that will be fun...I want to see your Centurion lose his mind"

Cubitus and his mates: "T-thanks...?"

By Mars I swear, this legionary is an idol hehe. I just love mansions of the gods :P

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|•M∆RS•|

Since I fell for the Roman army, of course I also fell for the god of war🗡

Like..how epic do you want to be???

It's also March. How fitting-

https://www.dictionary.com

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Ever wanted to be part of a scary forest ritual at full moon as a Roman, being at a sacred gaulish place, not knowing if this really will be a trap in the end or not? Yes, me too. I would piss my shield. Who knows if you can truly trust a Gaul after all and not end up as a sacrifice😇

Venturius and Thorax will both break all their rules and discover each others culture. This will be so FUN!! And a little scary for that Legionary

Especially it will be interesting as soon as they notice that their gods are fine with this unusual friendship-

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🌿Too glorious🌿

Want a sparring match with a centurion?-

Any volunteers?

(Gauls not allowed)

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"Please come back, please come back, please come back-"

Imagine you encountered a Gaul that did not harm you (after you go lost), gave you his cape for comfort and then said he wants to gather some wood for a fire and that you should just wait

And you don't know..if you can truly trust that Gaul yet. So the only thing you can do is to hope that the Gaul won't betray you and just leaves you. You're left alone, defenseless...in the deep forest...in enemy terretory. And it's getting dark...

But it's actually a test. To see if this Roman soldier is really willing to trust a 'barbarian'

Hehe I have so many wholesome things in mind for Thorax and Venturius :3

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The Moth Project

School project turned out different than I planed but l still am glad I finished it

The rune (on the top of the head) is called Jera and has the meaning of the natural cycle of life, earth, harvest and the rhythm of growth. I used it cauz I thought it would fit this fat brown cinnamon/coffee moth :3

Yes I paint on leaves🍁

I just love symbolism

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Do they get extra survival bonus points for their cuteness???

I mean, it would be barbaric to harm these little fellows, don't you think?🥹

Gods, I wanna hug them

Great Mars, keep good watch on your children🙏🏻

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I call out all Centurions here-

Fr it's like the Centurions have to take care of over a bunch of grown out children. No wonder they get grumpy sometimes and lose their minds

The Centurions care for them more than they wanna admid...and we all KNOW that!

As soon as they break their "serious Centurion behaviour" they are very protective and caring and HATE that their poor soldiers have to fear the Gauls

I just love these silly soldiers who get their money by getting beaten up my Gauls and try to use their Centurion as a shield <33 Protect them at all costs!!

*hides under cape*

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Saved..

Little soldier got lost and his Centurion personally searched for him🥹

Must be so scary to be inside enemy terretory inside a dark forest, alone...

Imagine you get cuddled and protected by a Centurion!!!!! This seems like some real ROMANce there-

I mean.. LOOK AT THEM😭 LOOK!!

He was so worried-

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*Dramatic Roman sob*

Marcus Cubitus doomed for life😂

Romans are always sooo dramatic💅🏻✨