blue-boulder

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he looks so pretty here. shame that he's pissed beyond belief

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his daughter posted this cherry tree dance on tiktok

RSL RULES!

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Forbman :,)

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let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

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one of my formative experiences with sex ed was having sexual desire explained to my class by a catholic nun who was very clearly working on a purely theoretical model. she explained with like increasing mania that women and men are very different because men are "like microwaves" and women "are like crock pots" and the more confused the class (age 13) became the more frantic sister patrick stephen became until she was accidentally making the point that men and women are too much like different appliances to have sex with each other at all. we all felt quite guilty as this was the year twilight came out so we'd all just gotten horny for the first time. so we felt bad for her if anything

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yuri johnlock

what a great mind you have, anon

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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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Stone wake up

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you just never quite know what you'll get when you open my inbox

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Scrubs McGee