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common expanded universe win

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mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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they hated her for her clitoral swag

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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LIFE, IT NEVER DIE

WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY

SEX, I’M WANTING MORE

TELL THE WORLD, “STOP THE WAR”

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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hugh grant asleep at wimbledon

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THAT 70’S SHOW 1x22 "Punk Chick"