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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

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realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

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i really like when the dragons are drawn like this

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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Nimbite.

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it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles

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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

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Lichenthropy. It's where I enter into a mutualistic relationship with mycelium and cyanobacteria and spread myself out on rocks and branches once every full moon.

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

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I NEED this!

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jesse. jesse, making meth is not giving enough money as it used to, so we need to immerse in the booktok market. help me write my new novel that’s a modern retelling of the hades and persephone myth focused on two young scientists in the chemistry field where-

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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck