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Hey guess what I did instead of homework

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Can we please PLEASE get an ultimate Greek-roman-Egyptian-Viking crossover

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*insert clapping here*

My interpretation of the Rick Riordan Timeline:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t3Du5ZqIeIGxfHujmmR2cVZwMQJH69JUXukqqf6QRjI/edit?usp=sharing

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Currently imagining Percabeth naming their first child after Jason.... Like even it's a girl idgaf they better name that child JASON OKAY HE MUST LIVE ON I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT PURE BOY HE DESERVED SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!

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What if… What if Jason went to Valhalla? 

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listen i know that estelle has green eyes like percy and everyone thinks sally cheated, but consider: threesome 👀

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broke: Estelle has sea green eyes, meaning she’s the daughter of Poseidon and Sally either cheated on Paul or Paul is just Poseidon in disguise.

woke: Estelle has sea green eyes AND salt n pepper hair AND we know (by example of Kayla) that a god and a mortal dude can have a child- mEANING ESTELLE IS AcTUALLY THE DAUGHTER OF PAUL AND POSEIDON

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maria’s a fashion icon part 2: now with color

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This is officially how I imagine jason grace now thanks

Nicholas Podany is just brilliant... and said Scorbus Rights

Source: twitter.com/nicholaspodany

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so you’re telling me that annabeth was about to fall into tartarus and knew there was no chance of her being saved and so she looked the love of her life in the eyes and told him to let her go bc she couldn’t bear the idea that she dragged him down with her and then even though percy knew they were both about to fall into the deepest darkest pit in the whole entire underworld that even a child of hades could Barely get through he just held on to her tighter and said “never” and fell with her because even though their chances of survival were basically none he wasn’t going to let her go through whatever awaited them alone and he’d rather be with her in death than alone in life. i am straight up not having a good time bro

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When you realize “leo” is spanish for “I read” and that leo valdez is just a fictional character you read in a book once that you’ll never get to meet in person.

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Listen, I don’t know how to put this into words, and I don’t know if anyone is interested in reading this from me but I really believe that of all the characters that Riordan presented to us, the only one well developed was Annabeth Chase.

Yes, yes, there is Percy, but come on, we all agree that PJO’s Percy and HOO’s Percy feel like two different characters, right? (right ??) but with Annabeth you don’t feel that. We met her through Percy, we saw her grow and develop through his eyes, and even in HOO, when she had her moments to shine, she was the most consistent of all the characters, the Annabeth of PJO and HOO was the same (at least for me).

Even though it would be nice to know more details about her, and even when Riordan wants us to believe that she is going to go to university in New Rome when we all know that she would not, I really dare to say yes, that Annabeth Chase is the best developed of all the characters.

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so we’re really gonna keep doing this to an abuse victim acting like it’s some sort of funny quirky joke huh rick

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So Rick Riordan is learning Irish and went on two trips to Ireland

Are we getting an Irish mythology series??

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no one:

Percy Jackson: have I told you about how much I love my girlfriend???? I love my girlfriend so much she’s so amazing and pretty and smart and

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Percy Jackson: Drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch.

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