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☀️🌻Sun, Sweat, and a Dash of Chaos🌻☀️
Summary: It's a hot day out. The birds are singing, everyone's sweating. What started as just a BBQ between you, your friends, and your boyfriend turns into Noistte inviting you both for a double date to try new things.
Contains: Hosting a BBQ, Mysterious Glitter Drink: At my cookout? It's more likely than you think, Slice of Life, Fluff, Double date with The Noise and Noisette, Eating Icecream in unsafe places (Is that a reference to- yes. Yes it is.) Camping.
You were seated at the table, head resting in your arms. Your stomach growled once more as the aroma of flame-grilled meat drifted towards you. You can hear it sizzling on the grill and the steak fat dribbling and hissing as it falls onto the grill.
Beyond the grill and table The Noise and Noisette were playing a game of…what ever they were playing, away from the food. It looked like a cross between dodge ball but with a rock and tennis rackets. You had declined to join them earlier, instead offering to help Peppino as the couple found a suitable spot in the backyard.
As you head back inside your home, cooler air greets you briefly while retrieving the potato salad from the fridge and head back outside. You set the bowl on the picnic table along with a serving spoon before dipping back into the house once more.
Noisette oversaw the drinks, volunteering to bring something since Peppino and you invited the couple for this get together. She brought three gallon jugs, each filled with a different mix with Noise insisting that you both try the lemonade she made.
On the other hand, The Noise brought several bags of chips that he unceremoniously dumped onto the kitchen counter. Peppino had inspected a particularly fancy looking bag but before he could ask what it was The Noise cut him off, hitching his chin as he stated those were artisanal.
Burgers were being flash-fried while moisture from the mushroom and onion fizzled on hot charcoal. At this point your mouth was watering with anticipation of salty meat as you return to the table with your homemade BBQ sauce. The pungent and savory scent of chili, vinegar and cayenne peppers assault your senses and you take a seat once again near Peppino while you waited.
He layered the burgers onto a plate before passing it to you. You set the pile of meat near the packs of buns and condiments and the platter of seared zucchini and corn.
"The steaks are almost-a perfect medium rare. Get the plate ready, amour".
You grab the larger platter, standing in place as Peppino heaps the steaks onto it. You fought the urge to draw back as a dot of hot grease splattered onto your arm. "So….what do we do if someone wants a well done steak"?
Peppino glances up to stare at the Noise couple, the corner of his lip twitching into a smirk as the rock collided with Noise's ankle.
"You tell them politely yet-a firmly to leave". Peppino nodded, returning his gaze to yours
You blinked, quirking a brow, "Really"?
"No not-a really! You tell that degenerate to get off-a my property"!
You chuckle but are cut short by a shriek and instead draw your attention back to the couple who had stopped their game. Noisette was currently stooping next to The Noise, inspecting his leg as he whined.
"Go ahead and set-a these on the table amour, I'll-a get the plates." Peppino wiped his hands with a nearby washcloth, giving you a peck on the cheek as he walked off.
"Che cazzo stai facendo?! Would-a you both quit with that damn game! I told-a you one day you're going to break-a something!" You hear him snap at Noise. What he had said in reply you weren't entirely sure, but it caused Peppino to roll his eyes as he disappeared in the house.
Noisette's eyes lit up as she caught you looking at her. You grimace as she yanks Noise to his feet, pulling him by the wrist to your table.
"I can't wait to try your sauce Y/N, it's smells amazing!" Noisette babbles, helping herself to another refill from the purple tinged jug. You were about to protest you didn't want the same but a glare from Noise made the words die in your throat.
You looked down at cup Noisette set in front of you with a creeping dread. It sloshed carelessly for a moment before settling again. You tried to fight the urge to make any expression. Dear God why was there glitter in it? Not only that, but you swore the drink had the exact hue as the liquid cough syrup in her medicine cabinet.
Before Noise could pour the drink into your mouth for you, you pick up the cup and take a small sip. A sweetness drenched your mouth with just a hint of tartness as you swallowed the concoction. Your eyes widened, "Holy shit this is amazing! What's in it"?
"Mhm!" Noisette beamed, clearly pleased with herself. "Lemonade with prickly pear syrup and edible purple glitter"!
"You and your-a damn glitter." Peppino scoffed, making you jump as a stack of paper plates were abruptly set on the table. "You have to try this Pino!" You shoved your cup in front of him, urging him to try it.
He shot you a dubious look, squinting down at the liquid. Should he trust you on this? This time, yes. However it wasn't put passed Peppino that Noisette had made equally unpleasant concoctions, ones she had you try, that you wanted to share with him so you both could be mutually disgusted. Instead, Peppino drew in a deep breath, ignoring your expectant gaze. "You first".
"I just had a sip!" You retorted.
Peppino rolled his eyes, "Well do it again so I can-a see".
Your eyelids droop before making a show of putting more of the drink into your mouth before swallowing it. Peppino watched for any hint of disgust that etched onto your features. Finding none, he finally relented.
As he downed the remainder of the liquid Peppino looked once at the drink in surprise, then back to you wordlessly.
"Right?" You reply, helping yourself to another cup before Noisette filled one for him as well.
Once everyone had their drinks, no time was wasted as everyone helped themselves to the assorted meats and side dishes. Conversation flowed in and out between bites of food as everyone savored the flavors.
Noise grumbled something as took his napkin to wipe sweat off the back of his neck. "Heya Italian man, you mind sittin' here? Your ass might cover half th' yard and we won't sweat to death".
"Oh fuck-a you Noise!" Peppino snapped, throwing a bone at him. It bounced off of Noise's head with a satisfying clack followed by him yelping in pain.
While the two began trading insults you cast a sideways glance towards Noisette and pursed your lips. Her sunglasses perched on her nose though you could tell she wore a contemplative look. She'd fallen silent for a while, sipping her drink. You knew that expression. She was observing. Waiting. Planning something.
"We should plan a double date!" Noisette exclaimed, you reel back out of the way as her hand nearly smacked you in the face.
Noise's insult died on his tongue, his mouth hanging slightly open as he turned towards her. Peppino blinked, sighing quietly, thankful The Noise finally shut up. Both now had their eyes drawn to her.
Noise furrowed his eyebrows, "Babe you don't seriously mean-"
She held up her hand to shush her boyfriend. "Well why not? Y/N when did you last go camping"?
"Uh…it's been a while." You twist the napkin in your lap anticipating where she was going with this.
She nodded to Peppino, "And what about you?"
"Uh…years ago?" Peppino replied.
"So what if we all go camping together! Come on it'll be fun"!
"But babe!" Noise whined, newfound indignation in his voice, "We were supposed to go alone and-"
"Theo nothing will change! It's not like Y/N and Peppino are going to be sleeping with us! They'll have their own tent"!
Oh my. You sink low into the chair, looking at Peppino who was making a face as they bickered.
"You guys should come with us!" Noisette smiled, "Do you guys have a tent"?
"Y-yes. In the attic." Peppino replied. You shot him a look that all but conveyed your own silent question of "We do"?
"Great!" Noisette brightened, "We can go get ice cream then go camping!"
"Don't you mean eat ice cream while camping?" You asked.
"No!" She leaned closer to you and whispered "I know a place that all the cool people go to to eat it".
You wonder why exactly you'd care about being cool, you wrinkle your nose at the sweat you wipe from your neck. Unless she literally means cool.
"We'll pick you guys up tomorrow! And now that that's settled…" Noisette helped herself to another bite of her burger, "Someone pass me the BBQ sauce"?
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Sunlight shone brightly through the gap in the curtain. When you checked the clock it read ten fifty three. You both had made sure to eat something before this camping trip before the chaotic couple would be by at eleven.
A thud from over your shoulder has you turning your head with a quirked eyebrow. Peppino had, in his arms, a particularly large something he was lugging through the living room.
"What is that?" You ask, hurrying to help him steady the object at it's opposite end.
"It's-a worth it," He wheezed, "Trust me".
Instead of pressing the issue -you narrowly miss hitting the corner of the wall- you help Peppino prop it up against the wall. Only just as soon as he had set that down Peppino retrieved another bag.
"I-a feel like we're going to regret this…" Peppino groaned, setting the last of the camping supplies by the door.
"How bad can it really be?" You reply idly.
You both let out a shriek, shooting upright as a car abruptly starts honking loudly, as if it was right at the front door.
Peppino regained his composure, his eyelids drooping as he gave you a pointed looked. "Do I-a really need to give examples mi amour"?
"Ok so they're a little obnoxious-"
Another round of beeps began again.
Just a little. You tuck your lower lip in while Peppino's lips turned into a fine line as he said nothing. He sucked in a deep breath then let it out slowly.
"That's-a it, I'm-a bringing my-a migraine pills." he said, stalking off towards the bathroom. A few containers rustled followed a cabinet squeak and click shut.
The relentless serenade to you finally stopped as you swung the front door open. The vehicle was been backed into the driveway, trunk already open, with Noisette standing beside it beaming as you and Peppino stepped outside. You both grimaced as you crossed the threshold from a perfectly reasonable temperature to irrational heat.
"Hi Y/N! Mr. Peppino! I don't know if it's Summer or we woke up in hell!" She cackled.
"Please tell me you have the bug spray." You reply, tugging your luggage down the steps.
"Uh huh!" Noisette hummed, helping you hoist your belongings into the car. "I brought store bought, lemon eucalyptus, and a flamethrower"!
Your eyes widened as you nearly drop your bag. "What was that last one"?
"Lemon eucalyptus?" She smiles sweetly at you.
"Hey!" Noise shouted, ducking his head out of the car window, "Less talking we're burning daylight"!
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Noisette chattered excitedly as Noise exited your driveway and was turning out onto the main road. In hindsight you wondered if it would've been better if the Noise couple and you and Peppino took seperate vehicles.
The car lurched forward, knocking you into a backward slide. Peppino wrapped is arm around your shoulder glaring at Noise's reflection in the rear view mirror. In the next moment Peppino shot you a look that could only convey "I hope we don't regret this".
"Just don't tell anyone! Me and Theo go there all the time"!
"Noisette, really, who would we tell?" You reply dryly.
She hitched her chin. "People".
The light changed green and Noise pressed down on the gas pedal, turning you onto the highway entrance. Buildings and scenery blurred by. To pass the time Noisette opted to have everyone take turns listing off their favorite food or drink before switching to "I spy".
In the distance you read obnoxiously flashing lights with the words "NTV", drawing nearer as Noise shifted into the turn lane for the building. The car slowed to a halt, Noise shifting it into park before cutting off the engine. "We have arrived!" He proudly announces, unbuckling the seatbelt. You shoot him a questioning look, watching Noisette and him begin getting out of the car. "Why are we at your job"?
"Tch. Because we're getting ice cream, remember?" Noise retorts tapping his temple as if making total sense. "Now come on, slackers".
As you and Peppino both get out of the car, Noise guides you through the building into an elevator. You watch as he presses the button to the top floor, feeling the elevator leap upwards.
A cool rush of air greets your face as the doors slide open, with Noise continuing to motion you both to follow him to the opposite, dimmer part of the hallway.
It was roped off with multiple signs saying “Under Construction,” “Do not enter.”, and “Hard hat zone.” Noise simply lifted one of the tape lines up, stooping into a mock bow with a flourish of his hand. “Ladies first".
Noisette hummed happily and ducked under the rope, disappearing into the darkness. You and Peppino pause with a frown at Noise. "Where are we going anyway?” Peppino asked.
Noise chuckled, “Me and 'ette do this all the time, quit worrying and start climbin' ".
Noisette poked her head back out from the door, "Come on! You guys are so slow!" before disappearing once again. A creaking sound echoed, steadily traveling upwards and growing fainter.
Your shoulders sagged as you resigned to this fate. Pushing the door open the rest of the way revealed nothing of what lay beyond, just complete darkness.
With tentative steps you duck under ropes and tape. The air smelt stale and had a heaviness to it you immediately noticed as you crossed the threshold. Beyond that however the room was abandoned and dim. As it turned out it wasn't completely pitch black in here. There seemed to be very faint sunlight coming from somewhere up above along with overhead skylights that cast a pale light over the area.
Old floor tiles were ripped up in some places while others had patches of newer, fancier tiling. Wooden planks were stacked high against one wall and dusty tarps were strewn about.
Behind you, you felt Peppino's hand brush against yours as he followed close behind. Your stomach lurched uneasily.
Noise tossed his head to the side, gesturing towards the stairs. Without another word he strides passed you, beginning his own ascent. Without much left to do, you take a tiny step forward only to gasp as you feel a hand on your shoulder, pulling you back. "Let-a me go first." Peppino whispers.
He cautiously stepped on each board before putting his weight on them. "This seems unsafe. Though I shouldn't be surprised since this is-a your idea." Peppino grumbles at Noise's back.
Noise snorted, “You’re fine, trust me!” He then suddenly spun on his heel to lean over Peppino, bringing them practically nose to nose, one corner of his lips twitching up into a manic grin, “You do trust me, right"?
You swallow a yelp as you stagger at the abrupt stop, nearly missing your footing.
Peppino shot him a dull look, "Honestly? No. I-a don't".
As if on cue, Noisette shouted something from above. An object blurred past you and clattering from below could be heard a heartbeat later. You guessed it was most likely broken shards of a step that had just crumbled under her not seconds ago.
Peppino trained a glare at Noise. "You're going to get us-a killed." He hissed.
"Quit. Worrying. We've been doin' this for months. We know where not to step. What ever that was, was not a step." He replied matter of factly, hitching his chin.
Right.
You glanced over the railing towards the floors beneath that you already climbed. It may as well have been a gaping black void, with the complete absence of light down below.
"So…" you drawl, avoiding a foot sized hole in the next step, "You said you've been doing this for months. How long has this been under construction? And what is this supposed to be when it's done"?
Noise glanced down -over Peppino- at you briefly. "About eight months now." He replied, annoyance evident in his tone. "We haven't seen the construction crew for a while since their paperwork and licenses are on hold". He scoffed, "It's supposed to be- " Noise shook his head, turning to the side to cough, "You know what? Until it's built, you'll just have to wait n' see for yourself".
Finally you had made it to the top of the stairwell where a door leading outside lay at the end of the hall. Noisette was bouncing on the balls of her heels excitedly as you came into view. "Finally! You guys took forever!" A mock exasperated sigh escaped her lips.
As you all gathered at the door you wondered what mess awaited beyond. With a click and a tug of the handle you threw your hands up over your eyes.
A warm breeze greeted you as you stepped into the patch of daylight streaming in through the opening. You pause for a second to squint against the brightness that blinded you as you passed over the threshold.
Through the brightness you felt a hand find yours and gently guide you onto the outer walkway. You knew it was Peppino without needing to see, recognizing the shape and roughness of his hand. Now that your eyes had adjusted you could make out his silhouette against the sun. Beyond him however, the sight made your eyes widen slightly.
You can see everything for miles and miles. Peppino squeezed your hand gently in reassurance -though you were unsure if it was for him, you, or for you both- as he followed closely behind The Noise and Noisette. The woosh of air from this height was forceful enough that you pressed into the stony wall for extra security. For a moment a wave of vertigo washed over you as you peered below, causing you to inch even further back from the ledge.
As you and Peppino eased down to take a seat close to the ledge you both looked to the couple still standing. Seemingly pleased with this, you watch as the pair head back towards the exit.
"Alright both of you sit tight, we'll be right back." Noise called over his shoulder as he made a grab to open the door.
"Wait where are you going?" You call after him, to which Noise shoots you look, quirking an eyebrow. "To get the ice cream. The reason we're up here". With that, the door swung shut after the couple.
As you wait for their return you make yourself comfortable, opting to avoid letting your legs dangle over the precipice. Barring the fact one wrong move would have you free falling into an early grave, the view from up here was nice.
Down below you watched in fascination at all the cars and people milling about in all directions. Further beyond lay the expanse of parking lots, brimming with cars that shimmered under the afternoon sun.
Peppino draped an arm around your shoulder before pulling you closer. You leant your head against as you take in the clouds hovering overhead just out of reach.
"I-a still can't believe he talked-a us into being up here." Peppino mumbled, keeping as far away from the ledge as possible.
You let out a small laugh. He slowly pulls away from you and the two of you stare at each other, taking in each others features. Peppino smiles softly at you, reaching his hand out to cup your face. In response you move to rest your hand on top of his.
"What-a crazy bastard actually comes up here?" Peppino said but was cut short by the sound of the door.
"You're looking at 'em!" Noise crowed, proudly hitching his thumb to his chest. Noisette was following close behind him, multiple plastic wrappers in hand and nodding enthusiastically at his statement. You pull away from your boyfriend with a roll of your eyes. Crazy didn't begin to describe the pair.
"We brought the goods!" Noisette sang, holding out two popsicles for you each to take.
Peppino tore open the wrapper first, tentatively popping the treat into his mouth. You watch him make a face as he inspected the aqua colored popsicle. "Why is it just-a salty"?
"It's salty and sweet!" Noisette retorted. You quirk a brow, following suit as you shoved the wrapper into your pocket. The flavor at first made you balk but once you got used to the saltiness there were faint hints of vanilla.
"Yeah this isn't my preferred flavor either." You agree, "What ever this is".
Noisette eased down to sit on ledge as well beside The Noise, crossing her dangling legs at the ankles.
"Be grateful Noisette didn't make Pepto-Popsicles." Noise replied, taking a bite out of the frozen treat.
"They'd be great for an upset stomach!" Noisette snapped.
"With all the fucked up shit you make, yeah probably." Noise mumbled. Although not quietly enough as Noisette narrowed her eyes and shoved his shoulder. "Theo I will push you off this ledge"!
You nearly lose the popsicle over the precipice, but managed to get it back in your grip once more. The couple's bickering became background noise as the breeze whistled past your ears.
A warm breeze picked up. You close your eyes, simply basking in the light. Every so often you'd tilt your head, joining in the conversation with the couple or with Peppino. The time was lost on you, your only measure of it being from how the sun was now on it's slow descent. If you gave it another half hour it would be dipping behind tallest building in front of you.
Ignoring the looming danger of falling you could see yourself doing this again. Another stronger breeze sent you backwards this time, a cold spike lurched into your stomach as you -thankfully- were shoved opposite of the ledge.
Actually, no, scratch that, you shake your head. Once was enough. You'd didn't quite have a wish to become pavement paste.
"Alright enough of this. Let's get going, no way in hell I'm setting up a tent in the dark." Noise interrupted, slowing getting to his feet and stretching.
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Sunlight filtered through the dense canopy above, dappling the forest floor with patches of warmth. The chirping of birds and the gentle babbling of a nearby river formed a symphony that echoed throughout the woods.
You muttered to yourself as you dragged your feet on the muddied forest path. It rained overnight, so the terrain was more difficult to walk through than usual. As you ventured deeper into the dense forest, your shoes sank into the soft earth, releasing the earthy aroma of moss and decaying leaves.
Peppino insisted on carrying all of your shared belongings to where ever the couple was leading you. You tried arguing that you were perfectly capable of carrying at least one of the bags, especially when his hands were plenty full. Peppino waved you off, but relented a few steps from the car, handing you two of the cases.
The Noise was acting the same, shooting you a cheeky smile, as you watched him plainly struggle with carrying everything. “Can’t have the girlfriend exerting herself,” he replied through gritted teeth, huffing after taking a step.
The sun beat down on the unshaded bit of earth in front of you while you already feel the tickle of sweat forming on your skin. The trail may have been winding but it was thankfully flat and on a slight downward slope.
As you arrive at "The place", as Noise proudly announced, you watch as he dumps all of the supplies onto the ground with a relieved groan. Nearby a stream gurgled as it's crystal clear water lazily flowed. The clearing itself was relatively flat where only the strongest sunlight beat down on the middle of the site and along the river bank.
The Noise wasted no time finding a spot for his tent, scrambling to claim one end of the campsite. You remember Noisette's comment from yesterday, choosing instead to set up your own tent opposite and far away from theirs.
Peppino set the stakes into the ground while you stooped beside him idly. Unsure of what to help with you shrug and decide you'll be the moral support. The birds above sing freely, harmonzing perfectly with the laps of water from the river just a few feet away. It was then you became aware of the sticky heat clinging to you. You glance off to the side to see Noisette had begun to form a fire pit, pursing your lips.
Seeing as Peppino didn't need your help at this exact moment you rise to your feet, making your way to the water. After taking your shoes and socks off the cold water flowed up over your toes and ankles as you gingerly dip your them into the water. As the sun beat down on you the stream provided a welcome respite. With your pants rolled to your shins, you sink your legs deeper into the stream where your feet sink into the mud.
You remained at the bank, enjoying the gentle breeze. Occasionally you stole a glance at campsite progress. Noisette had built a small fire and was currently rifling through a bag, pulling out various snacks. Further away The Noise had set down a blanket with what looked like playing cards.
Peppino on the other hand, you were surprised to see he had already set up the tent and was currently busying himself with rigging up a hammock. Now that got your attention as you realized what the heavy wrapped object had been.
Peppino glanced up as you approached, almost dropping one of the cords he was holding.
You tilt your head, stooping to pick up and hold one end. "Why did you bring that"?
"I-a thought later we could-a stargaze?" He replied sheepishly. Peppino tilted his head upward with you mirroring the gesture. Overhead the sun no longer beat down on the clearing, instead disappearing behind the trees. When night fell it promised a full view of the sky without anything in the way.
By the time everyone established their tents and the campground the sun had settled. Light gradually disappeared beyond the horizon and birdsong was replaced by the crackling of fire and crickets.
The campfire crackled and hissed, sending tendrils of orange and yellow flames dancing into the night sky, casting an inviting glow on the campsite. As you sit by the fire, the aroma of roasted marshmallows fills the air, creating an irresistible temptation.
At one point Noise and Noisette disappeared inside their tent grab more marshmallows, leaving you and Peppino alone by the fire. One hand absently fell on top of his. He tilted his head at you and smiled, his eyes reflecting the fire's light.
"Who's up for cards?" Noise shouted, waving the deck in the air. You both shrug and nod at the suggestion. Noisette humming as she returned with a clipboard.
“What are we playing?”
“Blackjack.” Noise replied, adjusting the blanket to make more space for the game. Noisette looked over at him, offering a grin which he returned genuinely as Noise handed her the cards.
Several rounds go by with Noisette staying out of the game to keep score and shuffle the deck each round.
"Alright. So far we have 5 for Theo, 7 for Peppino, and 4 for Y/N!" Noisette nodded, popping another marshmallow into her mouth. "Ok my turn! Who wants to switch"?
You raise your hand tentatively. Noisette hands you the paper and pencil which you set aside for now while taking the deck of cards.
Multiple rounds followed, having finished the latest round had you mumbling over the score, pencil scribbling away. You drew back, taking a sip of your water.
"Alright, let's see, in total, Noisette and Noise have 14 points, and Peppino and I have 13 points. For now".
Expecting one of them to switch with you, you stare at the couple blankly as Noisette leaned over to The Noise whispering something.
“Welp, that’s game!” Noise declared with a clap. Rising from the ground he pulled Noisette up with him, attempting to drag her off as he hastily added, “Had fun guys, but we’re gonna call it a night".
You purse your lips, watching them duck and disappear into the tent. "Uhm…" In your peripheral Peppino was making a face. He blinked once, then tilting his head to you, he held out his hand for you to take.
He helped you to your feet, you stretch your legs until the tingling subsided. Peppino took a step, tugged your hand and urging you to follow. The bonfire glowing illuminated your path towards the your side of the campsite. You walked past your tent nearer towards the river.
The forest was illuminated by the moon while the faint scent of pine needles mingled with the smoke of the campfire. A silvery glow was cast over the water, the surface shimmering and reflecting the starlit sky.
You climb into the hammock with Peppino following suit, staring up into the cloudless sky. The night sky stretched endlessly above like an indigo canvas dotted with with countless stars. Here and there you spotted a few constellations you recognized as they sparkled like scattered diamonds.
“Wow…” you whispered, unable to tear your eyes away from the sky. “It’s beautiful”.
Peppino settled in to the hammock, leaning back to rest his arms under his head, looking up at the stars contentedly. “I-a told you it’d be worth it,” he replied softly, tilting his head towards you.
He gently runs his fingers down your face before tipping your chin up so he can give you a kiss as you both settle in for the night. Comfortable silence envelops you, the only sound being their gentle breaths. Peppino smiled, watching as your chest rises and falls in steady rhythm.
As you let out a yawn Peppino pulls you on top of him, holding you tightly to his chest as he rolled the both of you over, tucking his face against your neck. The water lulls you to sleep, in your half asleep stupor you feel Peppino wrap his arms around you and kiss the top of your head before settling in for the night himself.
"Goodnight mi tesoro".
After a while, his breathing slowed, though his arms stayed tight around you.
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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
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PT commission for @blueberrybladelemonade
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Another commission i worked on some time ago for @blueberrybladelemonade and their lovely character!
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finished commission for @blueberrybladelemonade! LOOK AT THEM!! ✨💕
thank you so much for commissioning me!! 💕
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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH
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PT commission for @blueberrybladelemonade
#crying and throwing up at how this turned out<3<3<3#This made my day week and life#These illustrations give me life LOL#🫐commission not my art#Caedrhnmar
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Tag game time!!
Make some kind of invitation, like for an event, wedding with an f/o, etc. You can make one or as many as you want!
Link
Tagging: @fenny-self-ships @mattypattypinky and anyone who wants to join (no pressure ofc!)
#*Cough*#Don't mind me doing this and posting it publicly#I like simplicity sometimes lol#I like the 1st one more but both turned out neato#Whoever sees this is invited lol
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Titlecards!
So I've made it a habit/tradition (lol) to have a Pizzatower titlecard made each year (all done by the fantastic @gabaobab ) for PT with me/my S/I in them! I've got another neato nonTitlecard comm in the works also so expect me to screech about it here as well 💜 But for real, Gab is awesome and does wonderful art, PT and otherwise!
Here's the Levels!
Titles for each faux level made by me :>
Marinara Trench (2023)

Level gimmick involves swimming and not getting murdered by the big monster!
Wok n' Roll (2024)

Try not to get blasted by the cheese dragon. Gimmick involves fireworks/explosives (they shoot upwards or sideways) to distract or deter it from getting you. (Also Year of the Dragon, yay!)
Crime Brûlée (2025)*
*I actually borrowed this name from a book I loved growing up

Similar to the scrapped mansion level but with a murder mystery twist! Go throughout the bakery and find out who done it, or maybe no one actually did anything.
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New comm!
🥹 Just received a new comm from @beeholyshit
Crying, screaming, throwing up because of how amazing their art is and how this turned out 😭💜
New Cae and Peppino art :>

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Tiramisu lol
Lmao even. So I typically keep the selfship stuff to myself cause I'm...idk shy/afraid of getting harassed but I'll babble a little.
So technically today is my (selfship) anniversary with Peppino, April 21st, 2023 and I made Tiramisu again this year for us lol.

Recipe I use (Definitely add dark rum, trust me it adds a lot more depth to the flavor)
So uh, anyways, this has been chilling for...*looks at time* 5 hours now, I'ma wait for 8 before eating some for dessert (Letting it sit longer improves the flavor). Today also involved me going to a nice restaurant for food and basically just a nice day trip to celebrate.
It was a good day :>

Anyways, I got into this goofy ass pizza game late Feb 2023 and slowly got to thinking, "Yeah lol, I like Peppino". And the commissioned a few art pieces of my fursona with him for "haha funny". Yeah I actually started to realize in March I love this anxious man. Then officially decided to ship/date him :>
I've had a few comms being made for the occasion which I can't wait to see when they're done.
And that's it, that's the post!
(Summer fic is coming along nicely and I actually have two I'm working on for the season. Seasonal Summer fic this year won't involve Summer Slander)
#This has no tags because what would I even#Anyways this has been a certified Sergal rambling courtesy of me#But fr this recipe is straight bussin#Last year I made a whole ass dinner from scratch.#Most the food I made is went into the 1st Spring fic#My personal hc is Peppino's birthday is May 2nd so Imma cook then or make Black Forest Cake#Is this how I tag lmao
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When the Light fades...
⚠️ CW: Suicide idealation, Disturbing Imagery(towards the end), Depressing topic, Peppino gets tortured emotionally
Based on this piece of Gem by @blueberrybladelemonade and inspired by this song⚠️










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When the Light fades...
⚠️ CW: Suicide idealation, Disturbing Imagery(towards the end), Depressing topic, Peppino gets tortured emotionally
Based on this piece of Gem by @blueberrybladelemonade and inspired by this song⚠️










CONTINUATION ON NEXT REBLOG
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blueberrybladelemonade coming back with a new peppino x reader fic made me realize how much i miss when people used to make those all of the time, and not just for peppino!! i know that if you want something in the world, you should go out and make it yourself, but i don't have the prowess and the SKILL that they had back when pizza tower first came out.
i want more x reader fics for these funny little guys!!! esp for peppino because i'm still in love with him after all of this time lmaoooo
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