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my baby

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Me decides to check out old Hetalia character songs: Let's go down memory lane! I used to listen to these a lot! So let's go-! Let's see if they still hold up today!

Me after listening to Pub and Go and Nah I'll Handle This Myself and several others: This????? Still???? Fucking????? Slaps?????? Exfuckingcuse me???????????

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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

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Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

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Fun Fact: in one month (1/1/23), all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

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oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

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I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer's permission, my works are now archive-locked and only available for people with an AO3 account.

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"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

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If he’s your man then what is he doing in fort frolic, experiencing an evening with sander cohen

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

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The differing portrayals of Alfred in this fandom are wild.

He’s young and naive. He’s powerful and unsettling. He’s charismatic and stylish. He’s wrestling a gator in overalls. He’s a mastermind, he’s the biggest idiot you’ve ever met. He has a million friends but he’s the loneliest of the nations. He loves touching people but he hates being touched. He’s everything you love about America that feels like home, but he’s also the parts of America that scare you.

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massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted "this country was built on the blood of slaves"

I only see 1 king in this picture

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thinking about halloween…

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I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE