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someone grab me a #true beverage to go with these posts.
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OH FUCK! I JUST LOOKED AT THE CLOCKWORK ORANGE!! IT'S CLEMENTIME!!!
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budgies…budgerigars…parakeets…Oh You Know…The Silly Little Fellows



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guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔
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one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man
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Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering
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