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remember first grade when letters were still hype

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'whatever' is a pretty cool word. but if only there were a version with more swag....

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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Pigeon 1659

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スジボソコシブトハナバチ（Amegilla florea）

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The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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I love the headcanon that Tenna’s version of sleep talking is playing ads on his screen (I’m sorry I had to use the jet2holiday audio I’m just biased cuz I grew up with it as a Brit).

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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