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This is coming with me to therapy tomorrow

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps
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Someone needs to take the word "fodder" away from anime bros it's really startin to piss me off
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I wanna really meticulously place and grout several hundred small tiles on a bathroom floor. I've never done it, theres probably way more that goes into it than what I think, but I wanna
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Fuck being nonchalant my bones are gonna continue chalanting for me even after I die idc
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If I had a nickel for every time my dad married a woman from a culture that was colonized by the spanish I'd have twooo nickels
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This shirt is about me specifically
had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

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So fuckin hot outside
midriff yearns to be free rn
Wanna feel the wind in my happy trail
Im gonna take my shirt off and run around until I pass out
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"I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA" I say on my social media account to social media while sucking off social media
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so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight
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Upper left: Arkadiusz Danovski
Upper right: Lavestalu
Lower left: Leonora Carrington
Lower right: Lavestalu
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Ok just from watching one piece I am a very big fan of kidkiller but the fandom is rly making kidlaw grow on me I think I get it
I do have a thing going with the captain/first mate bs its soooo good. Luzo is everything to me!!
Kidkiller to me is soso good I love the I'll kill anyone that makes fun of you or looks at you the wrong way and I'll get more upset over you getting hurt than you will about yourself etc etc etc you get iit
And idc about anything being canon ever I loooove bathing in subtext so I've always dabbled in multi shipping no big deal. I just didnt rly think kidlaw was a big deal to me while watching but I just wasnt digging into it like you guys were this shit is kinda fire.
Also I AM projecting butch4butch t4t hate sex onto them and yes it does make it better. Theres so much flavor in this soup chat I kiiinda want seconds
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I need another set of arms so I can brush my teeth while yapping on and on about nothing like always and then hit the save as draft button as I drift off to sleep
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