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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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terrible news: the only way to find out if something you create is gonna be good or bad is to actually create it

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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Might have to use a sword to open my treatsies again

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Why I use they/them pronouns

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

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spicy food so good but my stomach is gutting itself out rn..

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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

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if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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Any day now

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the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.

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My manager asked if I've been drawing anything recently and I didn't have it in me to explain whatever this is lol

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too lazy to color but this is my yhk genderbend thing (yih and hsy are trans and kdj isn't)