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Kyle: We call that a traumatic experience.

Kyle, turning to Kenny: Not a "bruh moment".

Kyle, turning to Cartman: Not "sadge".

Kyle, turning to Stan: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Just gonna put that here ♥️💚

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Kyle: What the hell is wrong with you?

Cartman: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

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I don't know, I just wanted to draw kyman so here 😭

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I feel like when it comes to big emotional moments it's very important for Kyle to have feeling verbalised. "I like you, you like me. 'Like' as in romantic love and interest" and that whole spiel. Cartman on the other hand i think doesn't really. Take words seriously. No matter what you say it's not really gonna convince him. The guy lies as a hobby, you think he trusts others not to lie to him during a big vulnerable moment? I think he seeks the truth in actions, little things that are out of others' control. For example, he'd be thinking like "if kyle gives me his fry without complaining, he's faking. If he bitches a bit but still lets me have it, then maybe i can trust him on liking me. If he doesn't give me his fries, he's a bitch"

So yeah... You can imagine how frustrating fights between them can be.

Kyle, knowing Cartman is a liar, still has to believe what the guy tells him bc that's the language that Kyle feels is important. He can try to analyse Cartman's action all he wants, but that would just drive him more insane than anything.

Cartman, who knows Kyle's main means of communication with Eric are words and fists, trusts his fists more than his words, which in turn means that every interaction Cartman intentionally drives Kyle up the walls to see his "true feelings". Which means he isn't being very truthful with Kyle about what he thinks and what he feels.

It kinda means that Kyle 75% of the time can't really tell what's on Eric's mind. He himself thinks the numbers are lower -- 50% or something, but that's just cuz he's delusional.

Cartman WILL go insane if there's something he can't understand in Kyle though. If Broflovski isn't saying anything or fighting Cartman about it, Cartman WILL stalk his ginger ass just to find out what's going on.

Anyways kyman is fun 🧚

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I drew Cartman falling asleep on Kenny so now I'm drawing him asleep on Stan. Cartman has always been softer with Stan so I'm sure Stan would have no problem cuddling like that. Also, it's just damn cute.

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Super fluffy kyman oneshot I wrote for my friend @bluegrammar <3 hope you enjoy!! AO3 LINK HERE!

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I need kyman in my life so badly 😌

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Still practicing drawing curves. Notice how he's hitting the complicated positions even if he's struggling 🥵🥰

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This was soooo good, go read!! 🔥

Hi, when I got home I entered a fugue state and wrote this so....here we go

Long car rides are perfect for coming up with fics apparently

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could you draw Eric/butters? either is fine! theyre both so cute in your style! -🐻

how about BOTH!!

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My heart said kenman today 🥵🥰 I love them.

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Eric ♡

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Welcome to our 8th Annual Edition of Kyman Week! 

Kyman Week is an event for shippers to demonstrate their love for Kyman through fanworks. 

It'll take place from 1st to 7th of July!

Below are the prompts for this year!

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Can I even post this on tumblr? Well. We'll see I guess 😌

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I feel like I'm drawing something that tells a whole story, but I dunno the story at all?? Why is he in an alley?? Why is he dressed like that?? Who's he looking at?? No clue. I wish I knew. Someone write it plz

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Advertising my fic here, because I never took the time to do it before:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61778116/chapters/157936765

After being cursed by an old woman, Cartman is transformed into a girl and told the only way to break the curse is to have sex with a man. Easy fix? Cartman thought so, but it turns out that having sex is complicated.

Desperate and out of options, he shows up at Kyle's doorstep one evening, admitting he’s struggling to go through with it, and begs Kyle to take his virginity. What starts as a transactional arrangement soon spirals into something far more complicated, forcing both boys to confront their feelings, their flaws, and the messy truths about themselves.

Featuring: a lot of complicated sex, trust issues, Cartman in a female body but still using he/him, period issues, and a bunch of other things 😘