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Am I really stupid enough to have done this? ..wow

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trial and error

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Me when someone talks about straight ships

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insp.

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Harry Pupper (via fatisbac)

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Ease Into Touch

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2c4eZ7q

by jemariel

John has a plan.

“An experiment, if you like,” he says as he explains it to Sherlock. “I’m going to go have a shower. And then you,” he points at Sherlock, “are going to come into the bedroom,” Sherlock swallows, “and touch me.”

Exploring the idea of Sherlock as skittish about physical intimacy but desperate for affection.

Words: 5863, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Additional Tags: Virgin Sherlock, Porn with Feelings, Understanding John, fear of intimacy, First Time, sort of, Taking It Slowly, post-HLV, Mary is just sort of swept aside

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2c4eZ7q

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I think my favorite trope is Artemis trying his best to act normal

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Butler’s youtube account would be super gentle cooking videos in which he occasionally digresses to mildly explain self-defense moves. “…and that is how you use your attacker’s strength against you to cripple his trachea :) next week, I’ll be showing you how to make caramel!” It’s like Bob Ross with cooking and violence

Artemis’s account is full of 20 minute long video essays that garner 12 views and thirteen dislikes

Juliet has a nonsensical vine account owning douchebros at the gym. “this guy bets he can bench press more than me!!” [cut] [douchebro crying & bleeding on the floor; you don’t even know what happened, you don’t need to]

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Let it pass.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

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Aye bb.. Aye bb *deodorant* oh fuck

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"If you repress you depress, darling" - Edna Mode

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In my translation Holy Short is named Hela. (Which as far as I know has no other meaning in that language than just simply being a name.) And I literally can’t decide whether Colfer didn’t consider this or just chickened out because lets face it: 

Holy Short is great name 

but

Hella Short would be even better.

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One of my favorite book quotes:

Mulch was not impressed. “I’m not impressed,” he said.

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Holly: Where are you going?

Mulch: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Now Leo better keep his Oscar safe before Mulch fucking steal it or something

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Mulch: Damn Holly

Mulch: Damn Holly

Mulch: Damn Holly

Mulch: Damn Holly back at it again with the police brutality

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guys I’m trying to redraw this picture in my own style for practice but I’m having the hardest time because

THiS NErd’S StUPId FaCE CRaCKS mE Up EVery tIME I tRY To DRAW iT

“I’M DROWNING IN SAND BUTLER HELP”

“IT’S TOUCHING ME MAKE IT STOP”