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Momcé and Dad Z practically begged me to be in this video because it was all based on me. I mean if I get my 70% at the end of the day then i guess I’ll sacrifice a few minutes of my busy day for them.

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Momcé is trying to spend a little time with me. Since the monsters were born I hadn’t had her nor Dad Z to myself but I mean I don’t need them, they need me.

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Since Sir Lancelot and Dumi were born we haven't had a quiet moment. Momcé tells me I shouldn't call them those names but in my opinion it's better to be named after a number than after a knight.

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Blue Ivy about to release a album with tracks like: 1. 5 Years Strong 2. My Daddy Ain’t Shit ft. Solange 3. I Got It From My Mama 4. Bitch This Is Good Hair 5. Interlude 6. Worth More Than Your Life ft. Rumi and Sir 7. North West Is Only A Direction To Me 8. Mama We Could Leave Tonight ft Beyoncé

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Momcé has recently gone into hiatus because those little monsters are giving her headaches. So until she decides to come out again here's a little video of me minding my business and having fun alone before my life is going to be destroyed.

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Blue getting her mama together 

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Mmhh yall see my outfit and don't even try to disrespect me. P.S I am not quite sure why Dad Z still trying to look happy. Your life is going downhill when those two monsters arrive.

Blue Ivy Carter dressed as Prince

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Momcé told me if I pose for three seconds with her and Grandma,the twins would live in their own house far away from mine. So I obviously was in.

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Then why you think you gotta make two more ?

February 2, 2017

Beyoncé updates her website - I HAVE THREE HEARTS

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Momcé was so extra with this photoshoot. I mean did she really had to have me there. Where is the father of these kids? Hello?

February 2, 2017 

Beyoncé updates her website - I HAVE THREE HEARTS

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Y'all see how I’m holding on to Momcé. That’s because I overheard their conversation to not let me be a single child anymore.

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Well since Momcé decided to make the announcement while I was having my beauty nap, I guess I don't have to say much. Momcé and Dad Z have been telling me for weeks now that babies are growing in Momcés belly which I can't believe because I thought you can only give birth to a legend once.

Beyoncé is pregnant with twins!!!

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HAPPY FIFTH BIRTHDAY to the icon that is Blue Ivy Carter!

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I hope y'all are ready to see this birthday party. After all I am turning 5 which means that I can finally stop pretending that I care about anything.

Blue’s birthday party through the years

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The youngest person to ever be nominated for a Grammy turns 5 today. Happy Birthday Blue Ivy!

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Of course it was. I mean look at me.

Happy 5th Birthday Blue!!!

“Out of everything I’ve accomplished, my proudest moment, hands-down, was when I gave birth to my daughter, Blue”

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Thank you!

People who could run this country better than Hitler 2.0

In no specific order:

Beyoncé

Terry Crews

MICHELLE OBAMA

Blue Ivy Carter

Scooby-Doo

Bernie Sanders

Snoop Dogg

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Kourtney Kardashian

Joanne the Scammer

Add who you think could and would do a better job