jay // he/they // lesbiangendered lesbian who likes women. in a lesbian way // sideblogs are BluejayGryphon for FR and Petalstem for WC // DMs are always open for chatting, feel free to tag me in posts // blorboposting is my tag for HZD/HFW // im Catalyst #3320 in Splatoon
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we need girlbears please. fat hairy lesbians i love you
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Hey if you let your brachycephalic dog (or most dogs tbh) lay in the sun for hours on a 31โC day, they will most probably die.
Even if they go out to the garden to sit out there themselves, BRING THEM IN.
Saw a bulldog yesterday go into multi-organ failure after coming in with a temp of 42.5โC.
We can fix the temperature, we canโt fix complete organ failure.
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hi!! just wanted to let you all know that i've opened some commission slots for headshots/busts! feel free to grab a slot off of my ko-fi or dm me for my paypal/venmo/cashapp! thanks!
examples available on my ko-fi and below the cut! please read my byb/tos before purchasing as well!
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okokok reblog and tag ONE. ONE. character design trait you wish you saw more. deliberate and choose, and don't be noble about it. mine is simply characters that wear their hair in two braids without having to be infantilized or "little girl"s about it
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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If I could choose a superpower I would want to shapeshift for obvious reasons but I know in my heart if I Was supered I'd be a telepath. I'm really severely telepath coded
#i think. probably projecting thoughts#so akin to a telepath but i cant receive thoughts- only send them
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#rosy faced lovebird arizona invasive#im going to kill all invasive species#(rosy faced lovebirds exempt) (also theyre not actually damaging the environment despite not being native)
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yโall are really missing out by not shipping you and your friends OCs together. Good for the soul, good for the economy.
#i took claire to the zoo today#not even slightly kidding i took the plushie that is also Amys OC to the zoo today#to take pictures of her. in front of a bunch of different animals.#its enrichment.
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
#keep an eye on pets as well- personally i like to put a few ice cubes in the dogs food and water when it gets particularly hot and miserable#lets them cool off and encourages them to stay hydrated
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*at the job interview* i have powers
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Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother
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Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother
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