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why is my WHOLE TIMELINE GHOAPPOSTING. im. gonna go crazy
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I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat
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NEVER FALL IN LOVE PERIOD I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

oh i am. in the trenches. i am so obsessed with him
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Best part of non-American twitter is that sometimes Trending In [Country] will just be a set of loose words that people from your country happen to be using a lot today.
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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never fall in love with a man. ever.
oh i am. in the trenches. i am so obsessed with him
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oh i am. in the trenches. i am so obsessed with him
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I can’t remember which issue but there’s a robin comic where he tells Tim to get some rest and then wakes him like 2 hours later and I can’t help but think any normal 14 year old would have had a fit.
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gang im way cooler on @glory-in-death i swear
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thinking about turning this into like an aesthetic account rather than shitposting….. id probs have to delete all my existing stuff tho n im too lazy for that
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A lot of jokes get scrapped because I can't type the phrase "Chantry sex-ed" without laughing really hard and forgetting what I was about to say.
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hey chat so im actually experiencing severe hallucinations and have the innate desire to kill everyone around me. am I haunted by long forgotten spirits or is this an episode
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