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i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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Cross-Cultural Communication might destroy the global mythology of the United States of America as the wealthiest country with the most freedom. Maybe with unfettered access to each other, the hard-won reputation of American Exceptionalism will finally collapse and the veil will lift?

It feels like maybe our oligarchs didn’t want us to communicate with China not only because we will realize our position, but also because they will realize theirs.

It feels like they don’t want China knowing they’ve got it better than us. Like they don’t want Chinese citizens to rethink whether coming to America is a good idea after all. Like maybe the reason they don’t want China to have our data because they don’t want China to put two and two together and find out Americans are depressed unhealthy broke and pissed. Like they don’t want China to find out they won a long time ago.

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im struggling to finish my MSW/JD app and it's bc i feel so much false inadequacy. like I'm genuinely very intelligent but I never feel good enough for anything. I got a high enough score on the LSAT that several attorneys I respect were in awe of it (91.5 percentile) and all I can think is "it should be 99th percentile like my ACT was twenty years ago". really not sure how to push through the wall and i only have a couple of weeks to finish the masters app

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I'm definitely bigender but maybe trans. new girl name is Mina (Wilhelmina) but i don't feel any dysphoria being called Will. not something I'd post to my other socials but I wanted to tell some portion of the world

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thsi is literally fucking killing me

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almost 3000 people are currently looking at this jacket with sales skyrocketing lmao

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I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

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Now that Halloween is over:

The anglerfish (her name is Angela):

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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

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The Planetypus, a platypus the size of a planet.