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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

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i love how every cookie clicker mod gives off openly hostile energy

👍 big supporter of players using mods to lower their games' difficulty until they can make it through

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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okay then...

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gniesbert's in the gaming pc again…

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Skilled use of image editing software can help make unfurnished properties look far worse.

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Funfact I had to turn my stabilizer all the way down to really capture the fuckign energy of this asdfghjhgf

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"