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They are putting piss in the water
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Imagine posting cringe.
Are you imagining it? Good.
Now do it
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gurt
after i finish my gurt im gonna go back to that anthill n hand out some banana and perhaps apple❤️a sweet treat for some beautiful hardworking gals
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Back and ready to rock!

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777y67uii97u8887889. If you know what I mean.
i know America has a pharaoh
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Hello there.

I figured I'd pop my head back in to see what's up.
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based on the fact that u asked permission u could only be lawful evil
can I be evil
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what if you were a teeny tiny mechanical wristwatch girl and i carefully dissasembled, cleaned, and oiled all your little gears before putting you back together and gently winding you up. huh? what then? what would you do?
#this makes me tick#really puts me into gear#really winds me up#uhh#really makes me wanna move my hands??? is that something?
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Is the fifth amendment a thing on Tumblr bc I would like to plead it
I'm convergently evolved into Twink morphology because I don't have the same underlying biological background (I don't have a skinny build) but I occupy the same ecological niche (being hunted for sport by trans women)
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emails can lift 10x their body weight, prefer dubstep music over classical and they can grieve their dead which makes them a terrifying and hopeless animals
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I am in this image and I approve wholeheartedly
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who's this
I ask myself this every day and I remain no closer to an answer than the day before
Who dis tho
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Just like uhhhhhhhhhh like one of those,, uhhh
Fuckin uhhhh lemme get a uhhh just uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Fuckin uhhhh lemme get a uhhh just uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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