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blueprxde
I love Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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I'm JJ | He/Him | 🇲🇽 | bad english (terrible, really) | Dwampyverse account (mostly) PERRYSHMIRTZ WORLD DOMINATION
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blueprxde · 10 hours ago
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⚠️🔪💖
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They are like an old married couple - who want the other one to die painfully.
From the s1to the s5, this is the change in their relationship.XD😎😎
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blueprxde · 10 hours ago
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I read this from someone and needed to make a drawing of it
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blueprxde · 21 hours ago
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more leaks!
original show bible (06/08/06)
revised show bible (02/29/08)
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blueprxde · 21 hours ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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blueprxde · 21 hours ago
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au where phineas and ferb do everything in their power to get perry not to leave for the day and it results in him missing an anniversary date with doof
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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doofenshmirtz also frustrates perry, who can often see the ineptness of doof's evil plan before doof does. (x)
i would also say that, as the show goes on, perry not only sees doof's ineptness and failures right away but his potential and creativity and heart. the thing that rattles perry the most is that he finds himself wishing he could direct doof toward good things, just as badly as doof wants perry to ally with him in evil. they long to break out of their roles and hope for something more, some friendship that feels like it would be better. they do not know how to ask for what they want, which is time together where they can finally be on the same page. and in the show, they have to keep coming to terms with the fact that they don't have to be on the same page to love each other. their entire dynamic is a metaphor for the tension between wanting the best for someone and wanting them to change for you, on your terms. they both feel rejected when their plans for the other are foiled. but because they have vowed to keep working at it, because they stick to the bonds of holy acrimony, they take the bad with the good. they let themselves be disappointed again and again because being with each other is truly the most important thing, even if they sometimes wish it could be on different terms. that's how they learn to fully appreciate each other for who they are. that's romance.
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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Pitch bibles leaked somehow and IM LOSING MY MINDDDD
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THIS WAS WRITTEN IN 2006 🧍‍♀️ PHINEAS REALIZING HIS FEELINGS IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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And you still haven't seen anything
rewatching phineas and ferb and frankly the dynamic between doof and perry is SI sexually charged and established kink dynamic coded? to be clear i am NOT suggesting this was dan povenmire’s intention whatsoever but i think somehow it just arose like aphrodite from the sea foam
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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LOS ANGELES HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRZ IS NOT REAL HE CANNOT HURT ME
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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Ferb with his umbrella 🌂
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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stop it right now!!!
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blueprxde · 22 hours ago
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together they make 1 braincell
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blueprxde · 1 day ago
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blueprxde · 1 day ago
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Dan and Swampy on a tv interview "The Decider" said that Bill is not the father, and that "Don't listen to anything Alex Hirsch tells you, he sits on a throne of lies"
(Idk if you've seen the fan interview where fans sent in videos or posts of questions for them to answer yet or not, but lmao.)
Just saw the video. That's so funny that they talked about that!
This is especially funny given I tweeted about that bit when I was reading the book and wondering what Dan and Swampy were thinking when Alex showed them that. Guess we now know, lol.
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blueprxde · 1 day ago
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anthropomorphic teal platypus secret agent that is surprisingly attractive and really tall evil pharmacist that is also surprisingly attractive holding hands
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blueprxde · 1 day ago
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saw this twitter meme, had to make a slight adjustment tho
original under the cut
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