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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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All of Undertale stamp

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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

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in that case he would have to be calico since his dad can only ever give him dominant O for orange and his mom can only ever give him recessive o for non orange which would always make him O/o!! It wouldn't change anything else though

Since we are talking about cat genetics, what would Guard look like if Jumalanpelko had realistic (or semi realistic) genetics?

If someone doesnt remember these are his parents (Sugar has naturally short tail)

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This is going to be assuming that Sugarpaws is homozygous (meaning that she carries two copies of the same gene) black for the sake of simplicity, since if she were carrying something recessive like chocolate or cinnamon it would be entirely possible for Guard to be either of those colors since we have no way of knowing what his dad has under the white and orange.

For starters Guard would most likely be high white with Ws/Ws, seeing as both parents are high white. It's technically possible Sugarpaws is low white since she could fit in the higher end of that 0-50% range, but its not super likely for that to happen so we'll just say she's high white. Guard would then have to get a Ws from each parent, making him Ws/Ws.

Color is much more complicated here due to his dad. From his mom he would be black, but he would be carrying whatever his father has underneath his orange since orange is a completely different gene than black/chocolate/cinnamon, hence why calico/tortie cats can exist. That being said whatever he's carrying wouldn't show up since black is fully dominant over both chocolate and cinnamon. There's also no way for him to be orange since he would get the non orange recessive o from his mom, and due to him being male he wouldn't have room for his dad's orange since that gene is connected to the X chromosome.

This one's fun - he could be tabby. Despite his mom being fully solid, it's entirely possible that his dad is genetically tabby! (fun fact, all orange cats appear tabby, even if they're genetically solid! orange is just funky like that!) Tabby is marked by dominant A (which stands for agouti, which is a fur coloration where a single hair has two bands of color, which is what gives a tabby stripes) so he only needs one copy of it to be fully tabby!

The short tail is more complicated since there's two different genes for bobtails; Manx and Japanese bobtail. Manx cats can have anywhere from a slightly shortened tail to no tail at all, and if they do have a tail it is typically straight. Japanese bobtails do have their tails, though they look much closer to rabbit tails. Due to the length and shape of her tail we can say that she would have the Manx gene. This gene is dominant, however it is fatal for a cat to be homozygous in this gene and even when they're heterozygous (carrying two different versions of a gene) they're known to have a large number of health issues. With Guard's dad not having a short tail and his mom needing to carry both M for bobtail and m for non bobtail, he could go either way depending on what he gets from mom. To be specific it is a complete 50/50 on if his tail will be normal or not, and there's no chance of fatality since he cannot inherit two copies of dominant M.

Fur length is determined by dominant L for short hair and recessive l for longhair, meaning that to be longhair a cat has to be homozygous l/l. I can't tell if Sugar is supposed to be short or long hair but even if she was shorthair Guard could be either long or short hair depending on if both of his parents are secretly carrying recessive l or not.

Figured I should also mention eye color just to cover my bases but there really isn't that much to say about it. Eye color is very weird with cats and it's not really known how it works. The only thing we DO know is that to have blue eyes without any genetic mutations, a cat needs to have white on them, typically near their face. That's it. That's the only rule. Knowing this, genetically accurate Guard could have any eye color due to him being high white.

Since we are talking about cat genetics, what would Guard look like if Jumalanpelko had realistic (or semi realistic) genetics?

If someone doesnt remember these are his parents (Sugar has naturally short tail)

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Nader ( @abdalsalam2000 ) is a Palestinian teenager trying to raise money for his family of seven (parents, brothers, sister-in-law, niece, and nephew) to escape the genocide in Gaza.

He's been active on tumblr for a long while now, and was one of the first to have their campaigns vetted: #4 on the gazavetters list! His goal is €50,000 which would enable his family to travel to safety.

Nader has worked extremely hard to raise these funds--tirelessly initiating conversations with strangers on tumblr, building social relationships, and promoting his campaign. He's raised €46,122 so far.

I can't imagine how hard it must be to have worked so hard, for so long, under such brutal conditions. To be so close to raising the total funds you need (92% of the way there!) but because you are just €3,878 short, your family is still trapped.

Please help him raise the remaining 8%. After all of this, let it not be in vain.

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my agonised facial expressions and nauseated pallor are prompting a lot of concerned questions answered by my "I ❤️ MEDIA THAT CAUSES ME PHYSICAL PAIN" tshirt

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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NAME: Johnny Butthole

SEX: Never had it

AGE: 584

PROBLEM: Caught in a torrent of anguish of his own making

we should do invasive exploratory surgery

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cool disgust response dude, who taught it to you? your peers? your mom?😂

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draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

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being fictional is problematic (glorifies lying) so the only moral fanfiction is rpf

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I have devastating news. I’m Musab Ahmed, and for no clear reason, GoFundMe disabled the contact that was responsible for receiving and transferring the funds from my campaign to me, starting April 21st, 2025. Even though I had raised 24% of my goal, I was unable to access any of the money I worked so hard to collect. We tried reaching out to them multiple times, but they haven’t responded, and now I’ve been forced to start over from scratch.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I nearly had a heart attack from the shock and stress — especially after all the hope and effort I poured into that campaign.

Here is the link to my new fundraiser. Please, if you can donate or even just share it, your support would mean the world to me. I urgently need the funds, as I still haven’t been able to undergo the second surgery for my shoulder, and things are getting harder by the day.

I’ve been verified by @gazavetters

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This powerful image captures the face of a wounded Palestinian woman whose hijab is soaked in blood—likely her own or that of a loved one. Her eyes tell a story of unimaginable pain and strength in the face of loss. She stands in a chaotic hospital hallway, surrounded by others in distress. As an oppressed and weak woman from Gaza, I see myself in her. I, too, have suffered greatly—my baby, Qais, was injured in the war, and the hospital refused to treat him because we cannot pay. Please, I beg you to help us. Your donation can provide the medicine and care Qais urgently needs.

Life in Gaza is unbearable for women like me.

1. I wait in line for two hours just to bring food back to our tent - food that is never enough.

2. I clean the shoes of strangers on the street-just to earn a few coins for Qais's medicine.

3. We were turned away from the hospital-they said no money, no treatment, even for a child as young as Qais.

I carry this pain in silence, but I cannot bear it alone anymore. The woman in this picture used her hijab to try and save her son's life. I am doing everything I can to save mine. But without help, I fear I will lose him too. Please, Donate anything you can-no matter how small. Even a few dollars could mean a meal, a medicine dose, or a chance for Qais to live. Share this, speak up, and help us survive.

Donate Now Here

Please donate for Qais's treatment, Donate Here

Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭

Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #64 )🍉🇵🇸

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🌸 From One Mother’s Heart – Please Read 🌸

My name is Saja. I’m a wife, a mother, and a woman who once believed her story would be simple. I thought my days would be filled with watching my daughter grow — from her first smile to her first steps — surrounded by the small joys of everyday life.

But life had other plans.

War has returned to our home. Again. And once again, we find ourselves living under skies that never seem to rest.

There was a moment — a fragile, breathless moment — when the bombs paused and the world seemed to remember us. It gave us hope. We thought maybe, just maybe, we could start to rebuild. But now, we are back in the dark — hiding, holding on, praying.

I’m writing this not as someone seeking pity, but as a mother who has no other choice but to speak.

Imagine holding your baby in the middle of the night, not because she cried, but because the world outside roared too loud for either of you to sleep. Imagine whispering bedtime stories not to lull her into dreams, but to keep the fear from settling into her tiny bones.

This is my life.

This is my daughter’s life.

And even now — especially now — I believe in softness. I believe in kindness. Because when everything else is taken from you, hope becomes the most valuable thing you have.

Why I’m Reaching Out Our home has been damaged. Our lives changed. But through it all, my daughter wakes up every morning with a smile. She reaches for me with trust, with love, with faith that I will keep her safe.

That’s why I keep going.

I’ve launched a campaign to ask for help — not because it’s easy, but because silence is no longer an option. I am asking for support not just for me, but for my baby, and for the quiet strength of so many mothers like me who are fighting, every single day, to hold their families together.

How You Can Help: 🤍 Help us restore parts of our home so we can live with dignity 🤍 Support women and mothers in Gaza with access to care and resources 🤍 Keep the light of hope alive for a generation born in the shadows of war

💛 If you can, please support our journey here:

If you can’t give, please consider sharing. Your voice might be the reason someone else hears ours.

From My Heart to Yours Maybe our lives are worlds apart. Maybe you’ve never lived through war. But if you’ve ever held a child and wished the world could be better for them — then you understand more than you know.

I don’t want my daughter to grow up thinking the world turned away.

Please, if you’ve read this far — thank you. Thank you for seeing us. Thank you for caring. We are still here. Still hoping. Still holding on to every kind act like it’s a lifeline.

With love and endless gratitude

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ok i've been called a sex freak tranny too i get where you're coming from but like also please be more careful with extremely vague posts about Problematic Kinks

no. people's openness about what two consenting adults can do in private has no bearing on how likely they are to be child abusers or close ranks about child abusers & thinking there is some correlation is a sign that your stance on sexual abuse is mediated more by disgust reaction and aesthetic associations than by structural analysis. there is a pretty hard and obvious line between not condemming consensual sex acts between adults and being a pedophile and thinking that it's some sort of spectrum or slippery slope there imo speaks poorly to your conceptualization of why SA is a bad thing.

people love to say that X or Y kink Normalizes Abuse, but, like, actually think about communities where sexual abuse is 'normalized' in society. is the problem with the catholic church that it's too pro-kink? is the problem with US professional gymnastics that it's too pro-kink? is the problem with the amish that they're too pro-kink? was the problem with the british entertainment industry in the 1970s that it was too pro-kink? is the problem with the prison system that it's too pro-kink? &c. &c. &c.

sexual abuse doesn't happen because people are degenerate perverts and everyone is too accepting of that, sexual abuse happens because society is full of institutions that give adults structural power over children and men structural power over women. giving credence to the former, even in the form of thinking you have to be "super careful" about perverts, is a straightforwardly reactionary position.