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“The house is sick. The English call a man “Home-sick” who longs for his house. The house is man-sick. I am home sick. […]”

— Yehuda Amichai, tr. Ruth Nevo, Travels

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if time was to freeze, and you were the only one unfrozen, what would you do?

the longest nap of my life

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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

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shades of green ~~

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I made a rainbow golem to cheer myself up

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“Bottlecaps”

My submission for ArtOrder’s Tiny Dragons project! This was made with my usual mess of watercolor, ink, and colored pencil on 8x8″ hotpress watercolor paper…this time I really tried to pin down the value structure of the whole piece, and I’m feeling good about that aspect of it. :D 

Prints available here. 

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Math affirmations:

You are necessary and sufficient.

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have a fruity new year or whatever they say 🍎🍏

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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

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Mandelbrot #212 The Blue Bird UltraFractal6 Image 3840x2160px

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“twitter” this and “iphone” that. The only reason any hand held technology should exist at all is so i can take pictures of my cat sleeping in the same position 30 times in a row

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I'm being very brave today

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